This novel is complete. Enjoy!
Blurb:
It was just a little thing like falling off a cliff. How did I end up transmigrating?
A beastman named A Ben accidentally slipped off a cliff while planting and harvesting. To his surprise, his soul transmigrated into the body of Xiao Ben, the young son of a wealthy family in another world, and he was bound to a Scum-Tormenting System.
System: "Your scumbag father and your evil stepmother's illegitimate son have persecuted you, leaving you homeless. To survive, you must punch your scumbag father, kick your stepmother's illegitimate son, and torment every scumbag until you reach the pinnacle of life!"
Why torment scumbags? Is that more fun than farming?
A Ben scoffed.
He promptly took his maternal grandfather's surname and clung to his side, shamelessly claiming a vast stretch of farmland and launching a thriving farming business.
System: "...Tormenting scumbags can earn you the most outstanding, nutritious grain seeds, vegetable seeds, and fruit tree saplings in the world!"
Liu Ben: "All right, I'm in!"
"By the way, when you say 'torment,' you mean torment scumbags, right?"
System: "With your physical condition, planting this grain will take a whole day per acre, meow!"
Liu Ben: "Then you haven't seen the potential of my soul!"
System: "These vegetables have to be planted on a cliff face, or they won't taste good, meow!"
Liu Ben: "Let me show you how easily I can climb fifty meters with one arm!"
System: "...These vegetables have to be planted in a muddy pond deeper than you are tall, meow."
Liu Ben: "Then I guess I have no choice."
System: "Meow-hehehe! You'd better come torment..."
Liu Ben: "I can only switch to my beastman form." (He slowly grows taller and bigger.)
System: "What?! Who are you? Wasn't I bound to an ordinary human? Oh my meow!"
P.S. The protagonist's beastman form is a half-cow beastman: bull's head, human body, and an amazing physique!
P.P.S. I think the romance doesn't have a fixed top or bottom, but readers think it's mainly from the top's perspective, hahaha. (Who can blame them? You Zong is just too weak.)
Coming Soon 1:
The Spellcaster Is So Self-Indulgent [Apocalypse], a funny, lighthearted Apocalypse novel
The protagonist transmigrates into the Apocalypse. Among a group of people who can only fight physically, he's the only one who can use magic to slay monsters. How proud he is!
Magic Attack, Incredibly Proud Bottom × Physical Attack, Mature and Steady Top
Coming Soon 2:
I'm So Delicious, a lively Apocalypse farming novel
The protagonist is a huge, round vegetable who thinks it's a rose. The story follows it as it searches the wasteland for the fluffy creatures in its book and does some farming along the way.
Gloomy top who raises a pack of carnivores but wants to eat plants × Cheerful bottom, a leafy green vegetable with tons of HP who is obsessed with fluffy things
Theme: Work diligently and be a decent person.
Big! Remember to open a new pit! It's been nine months. Do you know how I survived these nine months? I'm really going to be angry╰_╯
How many people has Niu Niu raised with his own efforts hahahahaha
Hahahahaha try it Mr. You
This August firecracker is so amazing. If such a fruit really existed in reality, there would definitely be a lot of devilish review videos.
The system stinky cat has gone too far! Tell your ex that your current one is good, and praise your ex's reputation to your current one!
Hahaha, Big Maozi is duplicity, so someone should translate it.
Lu Renjia = Passerby A... Are you serious?
① The smelly cat in the system uses the food grown by Aben to exchange for the scum value with others.
②The system stinky cat is finally willing to admit that Ben is his most powerful host.
③The newly bound host of System Stinky Cat is not very strong. 50 Scum is worth 1 pound of Wushuang rice, and it has to be cooked. It is better to exchange 25 slag for one pound of white jade radish. It is big and easy to carry. You can chew it when you are hungry.
When will the new article be updated (￣o￣) . Z Z
I saw Jinjiang's notice during the second brush!
Then I wish you a happy birthday!
I'm also looking forward to the big new article!
I hope the pit will be opened soon!
Big! Remember to open a new pit! It's been nine months. Do you know how I survived these nine months? I'm really going to be angry╰_╯
How many people has Niu Niu raised with his own efforts hahahahaha
Hahahahaha try it Mr. You
This August firecracker is so amazing. If such a fruit really existed in reality, there would definitely be a lot of devilish review videos.
The system stinky cat has gone too far! Tell your ex that your current one is good, and praise your ex's reputation to your current one!
Hahaha, Big Maozi is duplicity, so someone should translate it.
Lu Renjia = Passerby A... Are you serious?
① The smelly cat in the system uses the food grown by Aben to exchange for the scum value with others. ②The system stinky cat is finally willing to admit that Ben is his most powerful host. ③The newly bound host of System Stinky Cat is not very strong. 50 Scum is worth 1 pound of Wushuang rice, and it has to be cooked. It is better to exchange 25 slag for one pound of white jade radish. It is big and easy to carry. You can chew it when you are hungry.
When will the new article be updated (￣o￣) . Z Z
I saw Jinjiang's notice during the second brush! Then I wish you a happy birthday! I'm also looking forward to the big new article! I hope the pit will be opened soon!