The Next Generation Is Still Young

With the help of my childhood friend’s time-travel machine, which they claim is incredibly useful but sometimes gets things a little wrong, I finally transmigrated to the Prince of Tennis world! Oh, I’m so happy! Applause! Cheers!!

But when I finally figured out what was going on, I was devastated: the next generation? My prince’s next generation? And I’m Fuji’s daughter? Damn it, you-know-who, you must be out of your mind.

What do you mean, Fuji is my mother and Tezuka is my father? You-know-who, has your brain turned to mush?

Fine, I’ll get over it, I’ll get over it. I can’t get my hands on little bear tofu, but I can still enjoy the princes’ descendants (as tofu), right? Tsk tsk, that kid from Kikumaru and Oishi’s family is pretty great. Skin as white as snow, an absolutely top-grade piece of tofu.

Even if that one doesn’t appeal to me, didn’t Yukimura leave an heir to the Sanada family? That kid is pretty great too, just a little scheming, a little too serious, and a little... challenged in the speech department

Besides, once Inui and Kaido marry, they’ll be living happily with their own little beauty. Even the older generation can enjoy some BL without a care, so what’s the big deal if that girl and I try a little yuri? What law says people can’t be gay? Besides, she likes me too, so why not?

What do you mean, Atobe and Oshitari from Hyotei have kids too? And twins, a boy and a girl? No wonder Oshitari Yuushi, the Kansai Wolf and second heartthrob of Hyotei’s host-club squad, is so formidable.

This is a BL story. All the next-generation kids in it are the products of the most popular pairings in the Prince of Tennis fandom. How they were born is none of our concern

I say this is a Prince of Tennis fanfic, but it’s getting stranger and stranger. Two people transmigrated to the Prince of Tennis world, a boy and a girl. The girl has no romantic tension with any of the princes, and the boy has no BL with any of them. The author is suffering, and the readers are conflicted, so think carefully before reading.

Since I’m in high school now, I don’t have much time to write. On top of that, I’m running out of ideas for this story. So...

I’m really sorry, but I have to put this story on hiatus.

I know I owe an apology to Zhuzhu and Xiao Mo, who keep coming back to read my stories, but I’m sorry. I’ve already worn myself out trying to update “Not Worth the Hate,” and I just can’t manage this story too. Don’t worry, I’ll try to update during winter break. It won’t be much, just a few chapters. I hope you don’t mind. [You’re not updating at all, so what makes you think anyone won’t mind?! = =] Fine, I’ll go smack myself. I’m really sorry, dear readers...

That’s all. Signed, a certain Yi, slinking away in shame...