My Neighbor's Surname Is Geto

[Free stories don't count toward the rating for paid stories, so if you enjoy this, please give me a five-star rating after reading! XOXO!] Blurb: "Hey, Suguru." The girl lay weakly on the ground, reaching out to him. The crimson scene, like a blossoming flower of blood, was branded into Geto Suguru's mind. "In our next life, let's, " "Mika." He cut her off without expression. "Give me back the underwear of mine you're wearing! And clean up all that red paint on the floor yourself. What a mess." "Huh, " * Nayuki Mika, a pitiful girl who was inexplicably hit by a car and forced to reincarnate. Her childhood friend is the great demon king Geto Suguru, whose future goal is to live in a world without annoying cats. Her rival in love is an annoying cat who claims to be the strongest, but is actually just a white-haired mop head. The child she adopts is Fushiguro Megumi, who can actually use a cat cannon. She also has a little helper named Edogawa Conan, whose Domain Expansion is: whoever he meets dies. One day, Mika surveyed a world crawling with curses, rubbed her chin, and mused, "Curses are ugly, and the higher-ups are a pain. Maybe I'll just make the world feel pain!" The weird-haired special-grade sorcerer: ??? Maybe put down the book you're holding before you say that? The white-haired strongest: Yay! Let's rule the world! The poor spiky-haired boy: Damn it! You special grades, stop forcing me to wear cute skirts!! The little detective: ? I feel like my worldview and my values are both crumbling. The jujutsu higher-ups (terrified): Enough! Don't come any closer, aaahhh! This is a story about an annoying cat who goes through a series of events and finally gets both the throne and the girl (?). A mischievous girl with no sense of limits + X + a high school boy whose reputation is always getting dragged through the mud and who keeps wanting to defect Also known as: "How to Become a Dad," "Geto Suguru Really Wants to Defect," "What Do I Do When Both My Childhood Friend and My Best Friend Like Me?" "My Childhood Friend Drives Me Crazy Every Day," and "How Terrifying Would a World Ruled by Annoying Cats Be?" This story includes: 1. The story's biggest victim: Geto Suguru. 2. Updates as close to daily as possible. 3. Action-packed battles that don't get skipped (?). See the upcoming Tokyo Jujutsu High arc. 4. Two annoying cats. 5. Geto in all kinds of outfits. 6. Love-triangle drama with an annoying cat. 7. Utterly silly and illogical from start to finish, with a happy ending. Content warnings: 1. Only the important plot points are shown. Everything else is glossed over. 2. All kinds of OOC characterization. I belong to OOC, and OOC belongs to me. 3. There's no logic. The author has none, and neither does this story. 4. Please don't criticize any character's behavior. 5. The characters' views in the story don't represent the author's own. 6. Later on, there will be a tiny bit of crossover with Detective Conan, Bungo Stray Dogs, and FGO. If you enjoy it, please add it to your favorites. Thank you so much for reading! I hope you have a great time! [Here's a story by a friend. I finally have a friend!] "Did I Really Run Into Every Trashy Man?" A lighthearted pick-your-favorite story! Place your bets, everyone! [Here's a story I'm planning to write soon!] "They Came Looking for Me After the Game's Bad Endings" Blurb: Saki played an otome game that claimed to have only happy endings. As a Bad End specialist, she felt like she'd found her happy place and immediately rolled up her sleeves to start playing. But then The remote mansion was silent, with only the sound of two people's breathing coming from the room. The white-haired sorcerer pinned her to the wall and gently lifted her chin. His once beautiful blue-green eyes were now filled with madness. "No matter what you say, I'm never letting you go in this lifetime. Do you understand?" [Bad End: Mountain Cabin] In the dim room stood an ornate throne. Seated at the top, she looked fearfully at the black-haired curse user beside her. His violet eyes swept over the ropes around Saki. He lifted her hand and gently kissed it. "You'll always belong to me, so please don't leave me, okay?" [Bad End: Princess in the Dark Room] The black-haired young man, his body wrapped in bandages, smiled cruelly. He locked heavy chains around her wrists, gently wiped the tears from Saki's cheek, and leaned close to her ear, whispering like a lover: "Now you won't be able to use your ability to escape." [Bad End: The Secret Lover] The orange-haired young man in a hat looked at her with unassuageable sorrow. He reverently took her battered hand and prayed: "Please, don't make me lose anything else, " [Bad End: Until Death] Saki quit the game, deciding she needed to cool off. She couldn't believe she'd actually gotten every single Bad End! What kind of garbage game was this? Weren't all the endings supposed to be happy?! Just as Saki was about to take an afternoon nap, the doorbell rang. She opened the door and saw all four characters whose Bad Ends she'd just unlocked, standing outside with cheerful smiles. Saki: ??? #Help, why are you here?!# [Other upcoming stories, check out my profile] "My Everyday Romance with Geto, Where We Pretend to Love Each Other" Pairing: Teacher Geto "The Neighbor Next Door Is Named Aizen" Pairing: Aizen Sosuke "What Should I Do After the Cats Took Me Home?" Haikyuu!!, Nekoma sandwich pairing Theme: May there be a little light in the darkness