The Great Hunter X Hunter and New Hachiko Mayhem

Yes, the title is meant to scare you. Please note: the author has neither integrity nor a reliable update schedule. Updates are sporadic, and the story may be abandoned at any time. This is a Hunter x Hunter story, so expect updates to be on Togashi’s schedule. I’m writing it purely for fun. This is a bottomless pit, and it may remain unfinished forever. How deep it goes depends on how much I love snarking and Gintama =V=. Readers who can’t accept that are welcome to throw things at me, but I reserve the right to throw them back. I’m actually an irritable, hair-trigger creature with a very short fuse. Also, I mostly read Hunter x Hunter fan fiction, so most of what I know comes from fan works... I may be biased, but I do know that the places they travel through aren’t all about killing, looting, and raping = = [The Three Alls policy?]. One more thing: I don’t know if I’m the sort who obsesses over canon details... probably not, so please remind me when I get something wrong~ Once you enter the world of danmei, it’s like stepping into a deep sea. From then on, your conscience is a stranger. This is a wholesome story. Our adorable Shinpachi gets flushed away by a toilet while using the bathroom [Hey...], and ends up in this bizarre world connected to the Yorozuya’s toilet... = = Shinpachi: Are Gintoki and Kagura coming through too? Author: No. Don’t think you can make me drag anyone else out of a toilet. Forget it! The author says: [This is a wildly out-of-character, cheerful, snark-filled story. The world needs people like Shinpachi.] [Shinpachi, please, do as you please...] [Shinpachi~ Your Nen ability really isn’t snarking!] All right, seriously, Shinpachi could never become a badass = =. Don’t you know how terrifying Shinpachi would be if he became fierce? He’d be like Elizabeth without her coat! So, Shinpachi, your Nen ability is very... Please, do as you please... Nonsense! Your Nen ability really isn’t snarking! Even though you could snark someone to death with nothing but your snark...