[Fake Saint Seiya] Objection Overruled

He has an impulsive younger brother who's turning into an anime otaku, a very dignified boss whose hobby is playing dead, a little Pandora with a strong Electra complex, a bunch of subordinates who are already dead but still full of fighting spirit, and a whole crowd of brainless enemies fighting for love and justice... What kind of ridiculous divine life could have led to this? Is it really so much fun to fight all the time? You'd be better off dreaming with all that free time. Look, look, Gaia's already grinding her teeth~ (Thanatos: [holds up sign] I demand more screen time!) Objection overruled! Back to the furnace with you! Get lost and melt in the core, you stupid little brother! Pairing: undecided. Apparently it's an older-twin/younger-twin pairing, but the reverse pairing is a huge no for the author = =. The author's thoughts are all over the place, so be warned. (Thanatos: Objection, you idiot brother!) (Hypnos: I'm the one who should be objecting...) This is a story about transmigrating into Hypnos = =. Why can Hades, Poseidon, the King of the Gods, and Pandora all be transmigrated into these days, but not the God of Sleep? This story is told in third person (I've tried countless times, but I just can't manage first person). Because of the author's love of crossovers and mischievous sense of humor, all sorts of anime will turn up, though Saint Seiya is the main focus. Actually, the author doesn't hate Athena. = = By the way, the author can't even remember who was in that generation of Saint Seiya, so please don't expect me to keep the plot straight. Also, what's a timeline? [picks ear] Treat the character designs as the manga versions, the plot as The Lost Canvas, and the cast as the original series. God Cloths are too hard to take off, so let's forget about them for a while. Regular clothes are so much more pleasant! Muscular guys can all go die. I absolutely do not admit that I'm jealous because I only have fat~ To sum up, this story's theme is: tragedy. (Thanatos: Hey, I object! You can clearly see me!) Note: Who knows when the author will banish this story to the cold palace... Read at your own risk if you like to wait until there's a lot to read... The author is from the incoherent rambling school. If one day you find a chapter with brilliant character introspection, perfectly captured personalities, and airtight logic, believe me, it means I've regained my sanity. I'm not a sane, meticulous researcher; I like melodrama. In this story, there's nothing you can imagine that the author wouldn't dare write, and most of the parts that make you feel your IQ dropping are just there to pad the word count. Believe me, nobody is a fool, except those who willingly trade their heads for a giant monster's. Copyright belongs to Kurumada; the fantasies belong to me. The author will not profit from this story. That is the premise. (Thanatos: Damn it, I'm being ignored! Aaaah!) Tsk, Thanatos's commentary really is everywhere... Ah, honestly, I'm currently obsessed with the Kagamine twins and Megurine Luka. Give them a listen if you're patient. Click to save my author's page. =3= Thanks to Mantou at Yuluo's art shop, and to Liangcha. Recommendations: (on hiatus, I guess =-=) This is a Yuluo production! This is a Qiezi art shop production!