Turn It Off, It's Boring [Esports]

[Full text subscription only costs 4.5 Yuan, writing is not easy, thank you little angels for supporting the original version] Pre-collection of "I Still Want to Play Volleyball" is welcome. Natural fishing type hyperamnesia is attacked by *lsp guarding male virtue The technical e-sports anchor who relies on his good looks has become extremely popular during the holidays, but his live broadcast style remains as stable as ever. Lu Er: In 10 seconds, he will appear here. With the current damage, he will have to go home in one shot. 10 Seconds later—— "first blood" Audience: Are you cheating? Is there no one seen on this public screen? Just act hard? Turn it off, it's boring. Lu Er: After five seconds, the enemy mid laner will use skills to protect the tower, but since he has remaining health, we can end the game with one shot. ​Right? Audience: Yes, yes, my brother is so stable and handsome! He is indeed the anchor with the most stable style on the platform! I always like Luluzi! Until one day, Lu Er's stable persona collapsed, just because he matched with an anchor who used his ID to insult Jiang Cheng when he went offline to play Landlord. So this lucky guy named God J lost all his Happy Beans in Landlords. Jiang Cheng: Open a transparent sign? Turn it off, it's boring. Lu Er: According to the algorithm, I can crash with you every time until you run out of money. Jiang Cheng:...... Lu Er: Unless you change your name and apologize. A few days later, in addition to the only retirement news, God J's social software posted a second short video. A man who had just washed his hair sat in front of the camera and apologized: Because Doudizhu took the name "J God is nothing but that", a certain excessive J God fan never let me win the game again. I would like to sincerely apologize. It's because I don't respect J God anymore and I don't have money to play Happy Bean. Please let me go. Hot search the next day ung over by yourself# # #Big Breaking News: God J drove in the middle of the night and was suspected of being a couple# - A few months later, the spring qualifiers ended, and the audience saw J God, who had always been flamboyant and dared to confront his old club, grunting at the team's shooters in the safe passage. "I don't dare anymore. Isn't this a win? Is it better to be gentle next time?" Reading guide: The landlord part of the copy is in the second half Cookie, the future background of King of Glory. If you haven't played it before, it won't affect your reading. It has live broadcast content, barrage and so on. The competition system refers to kpl, there are private settings but not many There is no prototype in this article, please do not bring in real players, thank you. Please do not mention me in other people's articles, and mention others in my articles. All game-related settings come from Honor of Kings. ... Advance copy copy... "Who knows the suffering of the rich" As his name suggests, Chen Yu is as handsome as a fish or a wild goose. But everyone thinks there is something wrong with this new star in the entertainment industry. He poured money into TV drama projects that were not promising. He poured money into film projects that were not promising. He even invested money in Mao Ka Book Bar, which was prone to losing money. Like a walking coin machine, always looking for opportunities to spend money. The amazing thing is that he has never suffered a loss in any project he has invested in! From then on, the title of little koi in the entertainment industry was firmly attached to Chen Yu, and big bosses wanted him to invest, even if it was just a piece, and he would be blessed. Chen Yu: I don't want to invest in making money, I just want to lose money, thank you. Since the year he was admitted to college, he accepted the challenge of going to heaven if he didn't spend 10 billion within five years. He has been living in the pain of not spending enough money every day. You can't donate it, you can't distribute it, you can only keep it for yourself. The fish in the sea know when it cries, but who knows the suffering of the rich. He gave the director of the TV series a bad idea and asked them to insert advertisements and allocate money for free. Gave a bad idea to the director of the movie and said that he wanted to bring money into the group. He even gave cat cafe owners a bad idea and asked them to adopt stray cats, and he would pay for the treatment. The money has been spent, but how come there is still more in the card? Help... --- After Xiang Yan was reborn, he changed from a rich man to a poor boy, but he had all the tips for getting rich in his head, he just needed to find investors. Unfortunately, the proposed projects seemed to be too bad and no one was willing to invest until I met a little fool. When he heard the plan, his eyes lit up and he raised his arms and shouted: "Give me the money." First time: He is so kind The second time: He has really good vision The third time: Is he interested in me? The fourth time: He loved me so much that he had nothing to do in return. He could only promise me with his body and hand over his salary card. Look, the little fool almost cried with joy while holding the money. He really loves me. Chen Yu: I thank you. I couldn't spend all the money, but if you give me three times the amount, you are killing me! Reading guide: When Xiang Yan was reborn, this life belonged to him and he was conquered by himself. In the previous life, he had no marriage and the old house was on fire. Chen Yu's money is all legal assets There is no prototype, it is brainless and sweet, and if there is a slight bump in the road, you probably won't be able to spend enough money... Purpose: Speak with strength