The Only Good-for-Nothing in the Family

When An Xiaoyuan was five, he got into a heated argument with a classmate from the senior kindergarten class.

Classmate: "My dad is a rich second-generation heir! He rides around in luxury cars!"

An Xiaoyuan: "My dad is a wizard! He can use magic and ride dragons!"

Classmate: "My mom is a famous star! She's on TV every day!"

An Xiaoyuan: "My mom is a fairy! She can make pills that cure every illness!"

Classmate: "...I, my big brother is the school bully! Even elementary schoolers have to listen to him!"

An Xiaoyuan: "My big brother is an emperor! Everyone under heaven answers his call!"

Classmate: "...I..."

An Xiaoyuan: "My big sister is irresistible! Her suitors could line three whole streets!"

An Xiaoyuan again: "My childhood friend is a player of some kind of no-limit game! He's invincible!"

An Xiaoyuan yet again: "And my watch is a genius, unbeatable, handsome, brave, wildly... um, anyway, it's a super powerful System!"

Unable to compete, his classmate grew desperate. "Then what are you? What can you do?"

An Xiaoyuan was stumped.

He lowered his head and sneaked a look at the genius smartwatch that was giving him one-on-one lessons in arguing.

"Oh, right, Tongtong. Then what am I?"

System: ...Yikes.

System: ...Well, kiddo, is it possible that you don't have any special identity at all?

"Don't listen. That's a bad review."

Shi Ye quickly held down the watch, silencing the System's ominous remark, then cupped An Xiaoyuan's face in his chubby little hands.

"You're the sun."

Shi Ye nodded solemnly.

"You're our most important and amazing treasure!"

System: ...Yes, yes, exactly! That's right, keep reassuring him like that! Host, you've really grown!

Ten years later

An Yuan, now facing reality: Pah! Some sun and treasure!

He's neither a supermodel nor a planet. He's just the only good-for-nothing in the whole family!

Theme: Everyone is a unique and precious treasure