Max-Level Kitty Doesn't Want to Go to School

This novel is also known as The Kitten Who Doesn't Want to Go to School Will Get Snuggled to Death! and Cats Tease Dogs: The Great Battle~ After wrecking the last glass cup in the village, Wang Raorao was voted out of the village at the villagers' meeting, with every vote in favor. The village chief grabbed him by the scruff and kicked him out. The village chief waved at him kindly. "Raorao, you're eighteen already. It's time to go to school. We've arranged everything for you. Come back after you graduate, okay?" School? Wang Raorao spat out the piece of cardboard in his mouth and flicked his tail disdainfully. As if he'd ever go! There were so many ways to get expelled. If he just scribbled nonsense on a few test papers, wouldn't the school send him happily back home? The exam ended, and the class rankings were posted. Looking at the big "1" beside his name, the little serval fell into deep thought. ...Wait, are you all messing with me? - After finishing his mission, he returned to campus. Shen Yi was in a great mood after "picking up" a cat on the way. At long last, he made it back to his dorm room. He pinned down the spotted kitten's wriggling limbs and was just about to bury his face in it and take a big whiff "Waaah, Boss, you're finally back!!" A classmate from Class F burst through the door, tears streaming down his face. "While you were gone, a new kid bullied us, Gah???" Wang Raorao, who had changed back into human form and was about to lash out with a kick: "..." Shen Yi, who had swiftly grabbed his ankle but hadn't managed to block his classmate's view: "..." "Y-You two carry on..." The student from Class F shut the door in a daze and wandered back to his dorm, still in a mental fog. "Get off!" Wang Raorao narrowed his eyes in warning. "Keep your hands to yourself!" "Can't do that. I went to all the trouble of picking up this cat, so I can't let you get away." "Or," Shen Yi mused, making a suggestion, "you could turn back into a cat and let me get a couple more sniffs?" "...Get lost!!!" A shameless top who plays dumb x a lazy cat bottom who's good at everything ==New upcoming novel: The Only Good-for-Nothing in the Family== When An Xiaoyuan was five, he got into a heated argument with his kindergarten classmates. Classmate: "My dad is a rich second-generation kid! He rides around in luxury cars!" An Xiaoyuan: "My dad's a mage! He can use magic and ride dragons!" Classmate: "My mom is a big star! She's on TV every day!" An Xiaoyuan: "My mom's a fairy! She can make pills that cure every disease!" Classmate: "...I-I have a big brother who's the school bully! Even elementary school kids have to listen to him!" An Xiaoyuan: "My big brother is an emperor! Everyone in the world answers his call!" Classmate: "...I..." An Xiaoyuan: "My big sister is so popular that her admirers could fill three whole streets!" An Xiaoyuan again: "My childhood friend is a champion who can clear any game! Nobody can beat them!" An Xiaoyuan yet again: "And my watch is a genius, invincible, handsome, brave, wild, um... Anyway, it's a super powerful System, " Unable to outdo him, the classmate grew frantic. "Then what are you? What are you good for?" An Xiaoyuan was stumped. He lowered his head and snuck a glance at the genius smartwatch that was teaching him how to argue one-on-one. "Oh, right, Tongtong. What am I?" System: ...Yikes. System: ...I mean, buddy, is it possible that you don't have any special identity at all? "Don't listen. That's just a bad review." Shi Ye hurriedly pinned down the watch and blocked the System's ominous remark, then cupped An Xiaoyuan's face in his chubby little hands. "You're the sun." Shi Ye nodded solemnly. "You're our most important, most amazing treasure!" System: ...Yes, yes! That's right! Just like that, keep reassuring him! Host, you've really grown! Ten years later An Yuan, having faced reality: Pah! What sun? What treasure? He's not a supermodel or a planet. He's just the only good-for-nothing in the family! Theme: Everyone has their own strengths