The new article "Real Business War, Legal but Sick" has been published ~
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Wen Ning died suddenly while working overtime and transformed into Cinderella who just married into a wealthy family in a novel.
The original owner was humble and cowardly. After marrying into the Qi family, he lived cautiously every day, trembling to please everyone. His life was tiring and frustrating, and he was worse than a social animal.
Wen Ning cursed: "Damn, I'm so unlucky. It's so annoying to go to work."
She turned around and hit everyone in the plot equally.
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The first day Wen Ning married into the Qi family.
The male protagonist's uncle disliked her small family and was too angry to be on the stage. A person like this could marry into their Qi family. Wen Ning did not say a word, huddled in her place and shed tears of grievance, and then hanged herself at the door of the uncle's room early the next morning.
Everyone: "..."
That day, the Qi family was in chaos. The uncle was admitted to the hospital because of heart disease and high blood pressure.
It was the first month since Wen Ning got married.
Her sixteen-year-old brother-in-law made things difficult for her and mocked her as a country bumpkin at the family dinner. Wen Ning panicked and broke down crying. Then she did a backflip and kicked her brother-in-law over with a table full of delicacies. Then she burst into laughter and ran around the room.
Everyone was chased to a corner by Wen Ning. A group of people crowded together and looked at Wen Ning with eyes filled with fear.
At a family dinner, ten people came in vertically, and finally seven or eight people were carried out horizontally. The sixteen-year-old brother-in-law was chased and beaten by the old man of the Qi family.
"Tell me, okay, why did you mess with her?!"
To the plastic sisters from wealthy families, Wen Ning said: "Can you give me a man to talk to? I am an honest person."
Plastic Sisters: "..."
Regarding Gu Zao's paranoid male co-star, Wen Ning said: "Actually, I am quite possessive. I often feel that all your money belongs to me."
The second male actor trying to poach someone: "..."
Wen Ning greets her husband who is far away from home, "Dear husband, how are you doing recently? Are your bowel movements normal?"
Qi Mo:?
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Three months later, Wen Ning committed many crimes... The Qi family couldn't bear the disturbance. As Wen Ning's nominal husband, Qi Mo was called home urgently.
Opening the door, Wen Ning was crawling on the ground in the darkness.
Qi Mo:?
The door that had been opened for just a second was closed again.
Wen Ning:? I haven't started acting yet.
Qi Mo: So it turns out that it's true what they said about his wife being mentally ill...
Later, Wen Ning went crazy for the nth time.
Facing the crowd's questioning, Qi Mo turned his head silently and said numbly: "I don't know, I died suddenly."
Everyone: "..."
Let me just say that mental illness is contagious...
The daughter-in-law was crazy, but now she's better, and she even got a son with her.
#MO: She said she would give birth to one hundred and eight children for me. Who can resist this! #
The crazy heroine who talks nonsense when she opens her mouth vs. Ordinary and boring humans who have never seen the world.
——Pure nonsense literature, no brains, no logic, just love whatever you want.
——The main theme is nonsense, nonsense.
——Don't take it seriously. If you take it seriously, you will lose.
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——[Advance receipt: Real business war, legal but sick]——————
As graduation approaches, senior Ye Shi discovers that every night when she falls asleep, she briefly transforms into the male protagonist of a business war novel.
As we all know, all the tyrants in novels are urban dragon kings. The business world is ups and downs, and the clouds and rains can change with the raising of a hand. Underneath his tall and handsome appearance, are his unpredictable methods and heart.
Business war is easy for him.
Ye Shi looked confused: (0. O?)
Business war?
The teacher didn't teach.
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Everyone in the company came to ask her, "How to deal with those competitors."
Ye Shi, who looked clear and stupid: Ask me? (Chew Chew Chew) How do I know? (Chew, chew, chew) I do know how to shake the baby bus (spit the seeds).
On the surface, the mysterious overlord is strategizing, but the situation changes overnight, and the competitors are retreating and surrendering.
Actually.
In the CBD of City B, you can always see a domineering president in a suit and leather shoes with a superior figure, sneaking around the offices of major companies.
——Climb over the wall and turn on the electric switch in the middle of the night, with official seal attached to his belt.
——Water the opponent's money tree to death, change the canteen menu ten times in a row to make cucumbers,
——Disguise yourself as a cleaner and apply wax while mopping the floor,
In this class, no one makes a sound as soon as they get up, and they all fall on their butts...
Ye Shi put his hands on his hips: I'm so exhausted.
The leader of the opposite party broke his guard: I am really convinced.
A business war is a business war, can you please stop using such dirty methods?
Who changed my company's God of Wealth into Ultraman, ah? It's so heartless!
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As a domineering president, Fu Han couldn't understand how he could wake up after just a short nap, and his reputation seemed to be ruined within a hundred miles.
"Young Master, you were here yesterday to carry away Mr. Xu's welcoming pines. You also punctured Mr. Xu's tires when you left. You didn't even leave him a shared bicycle. In the end, Mr. Xu walked all the way back, scolding you as he walked."
The assistant shook his head, "It's too cruel."
"Young Master, have you seen this dog? When you were riding a shared bicycle yesterday, you didn't even let the dog go. You hugged it and ran away..."
The assistant sighed: "It's so wicked."
Fu Hanshen: "..."
For the first time, he knew what it meant to "wake up and have a bucket of shit thrown at him."
Later, he discovered that all this was just the beginning.
A new shit basin every day, new tricks every day.
A month later, he was blackballed by all his competitors and became a public enemy in the industry.
Fu Hanshen:?
#: What do you know about business war? #
#Fuhanshen:... I don't understand, but I know what shit basin is#
Real business wars are plain and simple. I'll hire someone to catch you, you big bastard.
Purpose: Cherish the people in front of you