Eighteen Ways to Pursue Chuuya

[Next book: The Sheep King's Wild Rose. Click the author's profile to check it out.] From the moment Ryuuguuin Seiya appeared, his fate was sealed: he was destined to fight for the light for his entire life. But he changed his fate with his own hands. He wanted to be a delinquent! A Mafia member! Embrace me, darkness! (Not really.) A being who isn't a god, yet lives in the Unified Divine Realm, traveling between all sorts of impossibly difficult S-rank worlds. At last, one day, worn down by his pathologically cautious master and an expressive, lovable idiot of a goddess, he couldn't take it anymore and ran away! Diligently slaying monsters? Better to happily slack off! In the Sheep organization of Suribachi Street, he's not only the master of slacking off who drives everyone crazy, but also a little delinquent with a sweet shota face and MAX aggro. Among the Mafia in Yokohama, he's a little thug who throws his weight around because someone has his back. When he sneaks into Jujutsu High, he's a daredevil trying to kidnap students and constantly teetering on the edge of death. When dealing with tsukumogami, he's a huge scammer who claims to be "teaching and answering questions." Then, during a certain encounter at the University of Tokyo, Chuuya, who knows so many of Ryuuguuin Seiya's secrets, is surprised to discover... This lazybones, who wants to try every bad thing under the sun, can actually sit quietly like a little quail. What Chuuya doesn't know is that, at the Armed Detective Agency, Seiya is the client who personally brought a huge sum of money to Dazai to commission a job. As for the job... Dazai [overjoyed.jpg] "Oh, wow, it's a job I can finish without lifting a finger. It'd be such a waste not to mess with Chuuya." Right in the middle of the paper in the desk drawer, in big letters, is the request: "Make Chuuya fall in love with me!" After years of abandoning his caution, Seiya eventually finds himself on this path with the mindset that he needs to make thorough preparations. Dazai has never been particularly reliable, but since he accepted the job, he'll definitely see it through... Before you read: 1. Lots of author-created details! The logic is dead, OOC, and all kinds of bugs abound. 2. The protagonist is one of Seiya's top-tier swords, not Seiya himself. He's pretty goofy from the start, in a mischievous sort of way. 3. 1v1, pairing with Chuuya. Secondary pairing: Seiya x Rista. 4. ...I can't think of anything else for now. Recommendations! "[Crossover] Andersen's Fairy Tales," a no-pairing Andersen derivative by Zhuzhuzhuyue. "[Genshin Impact] Tartaglia, Charge!" A fantasy novel, now updating, by Zhetang. "The Agatsuma Family Has No Weaklings," no pairing, by Moyu de Xianyu. Blurb updated on 2021/9.16. Updated again on 10.22. Theme: Don't be too much of a lazybones. Work hard toward your goals with a dream in your heart.