[Upcoming: I Keep an Entire Planet Afloat with Card Draws + I Became a God After Getting Hundredfold Returns for Teaching Disciples]
Blurb:
Xie Jingzhou stayed up all night reading an old angsty romance novel. The protagonist bottom's ridiculous antics made him so furious he wanted to stand on his head for two hours.
Of course, he wasn't going to stand on his head. He transmigrated the next day.
In the book, the scum top treated the protagonist bottom as a substitute, giving him a little kindness when he was in a good mood and cold, emotionless remarks when he wasn't.
Then, when his white moonlight returned from abroad, the scum top rushed to fawn over him and completely forgot about the protagonist bottom.
And the protagonist bottom was so hopeless that even after being emotionally, mentally, and physically abused, and humiliated, he still ended up with a happy ending with the scum top.
Xie Jingzhou: ???
Thanks for asking. I'm cutting ties right now. Isn't building a career way better?
He made up his mind and moved out immediately.
Xie Jingzhou's new roommate had an elegant, aloof appearance, a quiet and reserved personality, a deep, magnetic voice, and, most importantly, good character and sound values!
Xie Jingzhou: "It's hard not to fall for someone like Xiao Yichen!" He promptly made his move.
Xiao Yichen was a big name in voice acting?
Fine. He would write a novel, sell the rights, and specifically request Xiao Yichen to voice the top.
Xie Jingzhou: Hey, I'll voice the bottom~
Xiao Yichen: ?
Xiao Yichen went to bed early and got up early. He was incredibly disciplined.
Sure. Ten alarm clocks would surely wake Xie Jingzhou up!
Xie Jingzhou: Come on, do three circles to the left, then three to the right...
Xiao Yichen: .
Xiao Yichen was aloof and abstinent?
Xie: No problem, I'll make the first move! Sweet puppy, wild puppy, scheming innocent, domineering CEO, I've got them all. Which type do you like?
Xiao: ...Enough. I like your type.
**
A few months later, the scum top suddenly realized that the substitute was actually the one he loved most.
Scum Top: It's been so long. Zhouzhou must miss me terribly.
Assistant: CEO, Mr. Xie has been married for two months.
Scum Top: ???
[Married Life]
Xie Jingzhou: Now I'm a shy, sweet puppy, and you're an overpossessive demon king. Improvise the scene, got it?
Xiao Yichen nodded. "Mm. Apples or lychees, which do you like?"
Xie Jingzhou smiled shyly. "Ly... lychees."
Xiao Yichen: "You don't like me? I'm jealous. I have to punish you."
Xie Jingzhou froze. "Wait, I... Mmph!"
Abstinent? Aloof?
Xie Jingzhou rubbed his lower back. "This guy is even better at acting than I am!"
P.S.
1. Updates at 6 p.m. Follow the ranking schedule before the story goes paid; daily updates afterward, with double updates once it leaves the new-release section.
2. A voice-obsessed, dramatic author bottom x an abstinent research big shot/voice acting big shot top
3. The bottom has no romantic entanglement with the scum top. The scum top suffers alone.
4. Modern alternate universe where same-sex couples can register their marriages. Both leads are multitalented young professionals.
5. One-on-one romance, happy ending, both leads are inexperienced.
6. The full story takes precedence. It starts a little slow, but once they fall for each other, it's super sweet and indulgent.
[Currently drafting: I Keep an Entire Planet Afloat with Card Draws]
Kara is the poorest planet in the Blue Doro System. Its people generally have low aptitude, scarce resources, and a hard life.
One day, Kara got a new planetary governor, and he was an idiot.
The people had lost all hope: Let the planet be destroyed. It won't survive the next insectoid invasion!
Lin Xueji, who had just transmigrated here: Hm? I think this place can still be saved!
[Ding! Card Draw System is now online]
Spend money to draw cards and obtain all kinds of abilities and resources!
[Congratulations! You obtained one SSS-grade mecha blueprint.]
[Congratulations! You obtained one blueprint for a physique-enhancing agent.]
[Congratulations! You obtained 100,000 high-quality seeds.]
With her card draws, Lin Xueji turned Kara into the most prosperous and well-defended planet in the system!
But the idiot planetary governor had not only inherited a group of thin, malnourished citizens, but also a handsome, delicate husband?!
After being single her whole life, Lin Xueji had originally resisted the idea. But when she saw her husband's gorgeous face... Maybe she could go for it!
Her husband had a bad temper? No problem. Beautiful people get special privileges.
Her husband had a poor appetite? No problem. How about some excellent rice, freshly grown?
Her husband was frail? No problem. We'll make up for whatever he's lacking!
In the end, the people of the planet couldn't take it anymore.
"Great planetary governor, he's good for nothing but his face. What about me?!"
"Praise the planetary governor! That man isn't worthy of you!"
"If all else fails, how about the Alliance executive officer? He's handsome and capable!"
Rong Sheng, whose husband was being stolen from him: ?
That very day, the marshal of the Interstellar Alliance came back from the dead and made a grand announcement:
"Let me introduce my spouse."
For the sake of the Interstellar Alliance's victory, Rong Sheng had ventured deep into insectoid territory and fought a major battle.
When he opened his eyes again, an idiot had picked him up and taken him home.
He soon discovered that every household was mourning his noble sacrifice, his "belongings" were displayed in the Heroes' Memorial Hall, and a song praising his heroism played in the plaza.
Rong Sheng: Hm?
Sitting at home, and somehow I've got a grave in the sky?
To find out what was really going on, Rong Sheng quietly stayed by the idiot planetary governor's side.
Until the idiot got smart, then started calling him "husband" at every opportunity?
Rong Sheng: Hah. I'm never finding a partner in this life.
Later, he kicked out who knows how many matchmakers.
"I'm warning you, he's mine!"
Rong Sheng: I take it all back.
[Upcoming: I Became a God After Getting Hundredfold Returns for Teaching Disciples]
After Yan Jiang died, he transmigrated to a parallel world and became an unremarkable gatekeeper.
This world was under attack by strange beasts, and people practiced all kinds of manuals and techniques to defend themselves.
But against the enormous hordes of strange beasts, humanity was gradually losing ground. More and more cities disappeared beneath the beast tides.
The city where Yan Jiang lived was likely to be the next target of a beast tide.
Yan Jiang: "Seriously? Could I kick the bucket at any moment?"
[Ding! Your golden finger has arrived. The Disciple Teaching Rewards System is now active.]
As long as he taught disciples, he could receive a hundredfold or even greater rewards!
Yan Jiang: Disciples? Hand them over!
[Ding! You taught your disciple the level 3 Tiger Roar Fist. Hundredfold reward triggered. You obtained the level 5 Heavenly Dragon Fist!]
[Ding! You taught your disciple the level 4 Sect-Breaking Saber. Thousandfold reward triggered. You obtained the level 7 Five Tigers Soul-Severing Saber!]
[Ding! You passed ten years of cultivation to your disciple. Thousandfold reward triggered. You obtained ten thousand years of cultivation!]
With the help of his disciples, Yan Jiang became a god.
The day the strange beasts invaded again, he cleaved the entire beast tide in half with a single sword!
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Theme: Face life with optimism and a positive attitude
What are you doing? If something happens, can you put up a note asking for leave so we can wait?
The ending was so unexpected XX
Zhazhagu deserves to be in the crematorium! Torture him to death!
And more, haha, I also want to read the third new article of Fan Dakai and Chen's reaction after reading it~
Why didn't it update suddenly?
Uh-huh, don't get stuck and just keep moving. Author
But no matter which porridge it is, he doesn't need you anymore.
So, Dad, it's already June, where's the extra episode you promised????
I think this kind of villain should be sentenced to death directly
Woohoo, I feel like I only have the patience to watch the ending slowly. Chenzhou got married unexpectedly and got together unexpectedly, and the sweet interaction after they got together was gone. Woohoo, what a sudden ending.