The author is studying for grad school entrance exams, so updates come irregularly, depending on my mood.
Lots of comments will put me in a better mood.
Blurb (2022.3.3)
Also known as: After Everyone Went OOC, I Somehow Won Best Actor
#In the end, I was the only one who didn't go OOC
#You're supposed to act, not write the script
Later content includes, but is not limited to:
★ Get the best hand, live off the easiest job, and say the most soul-crushing things.
You act meek in front of the ATM, then spend lavishly behind its back.
"Doesn't the Zenin Clan have any precedent for this? ... Surely coming to the Kamo Clan can't feel like such a hardship..."
You know the script and ask the question anyway. The System, which is supposed to play along: ...
★ Invite the Star Plasma Vessel to die together before assimilation.
We're both going to die anyway. Wouldn't it be a much better deal to go to the afterlife with a beautiful girl like me?
The people of the Jujutsu Society: ...
The two DKs whose mission failed before it even began: ...
The System closed its eyes in pain.
★ Take Suguru Geto's path and leave Suguru Geto with nowhere to go.
"Death is the most generous gift I can give you. Be grateful, monkeys." The girl on the throne leaned forward with a soft laugh, and the ignorant masses eagerly bowed in thanks.
[Suguru Geto, get it together! Suguru Geto!!]
The System cried out in despair.
The sorcerer who had plotted for a thousand years finally made his entrance, only to find that the script seemed a little off.
"The bandages cover the stitches perfectly, see...?" The unspoken meaning was clear.
What a lucky break.
The incredulous sorcerer happily agreed.
But the world bared its savage fangs at the small fry who dared reach for its treasure.
The bandage-wrapped girl gently touched her lips and smiled brightly, but her red eyes were empty.
It couldn't be helped. She had so much already. So how could anyone who couldn't kill her ever earn so much as a glance from her?
"Another day of failing to escape this rotten, decaying world." She looked heartbroken. "Could you people be any less ambitious?"
...Probably not.
The onlookers gazed at the rock-hard brain pudding you'd carefully cooked, also known as hard tofu 2.0. They hesitated, then finally agreed on a plan:
A. Mix a lethal amount of sugar into a dessert
A certain white-haired guy eavesdropping: ?
B. Add it to a northeastern-style stew with the fingers and call it "Gazing Down on the Mud"
A good boy who isn't picky about food: ?
C. ...
You gobbled down the dish before anyone could decide its fate.
The end.
[IMPORTANT] Updates are irregular, updates are irregular, updates are irregular. Repeating that three times because it's important.
The heroine has been through the Bungo Stray Dogs set, but the main plot of this story is still on the Jujutsu Kaisen side. Just a heads-up, no need to pick a favorite!
An atypical Dazai-like heroine + lots of creative changes, be warned (!)+
※I'm writing this purely to indulge my personal tastes and for love of the story. I don't have a detailed outline or plan, so I'm basically making it up as I go.
※Please don't take the actors' behavior as a reflection of real life.
Feel free to check out my other long-running novel next door. It's over 200 chapters long and has currently reached the satisfying revenge stage, ww.
Theme: If you do something, do it to the best of your ability.
Three Lines to Make a Hot Guy Tear Up the Script for Me
[Detective Conan] The Organization Hasn't Gone Under Today Either
[Crossover] Script Correction in Progress
[Crossover] Where Does Suguru Geto's Stress Come From?
[Crossover] The Strongest Cursed Spirit Is Still Keeping Their Secret Identity Under Wraps Today
[Crossover] The Creator Always Thinks Her Character Setup Is Beautiful, Strong, and Tragic
I Tore Off My Secret Identity After My Boyfriend Lost His Memory
Dk5: You stole my son! You even steal the young man I like!! You have the ability to rob people!! Why don't you have the ability to rob me?!! (Orange:? There is a serious illness) Daddy:? Tui! Throw away your son Rem! That's a treasury, not the son of a crazy criticizing "boy"! He is also the future heir to the Kamo family!! Fuck you, your son! Rob you? What a face!! The employer already has me, what kind of onion do you think you can bring to the employer (beep——)!! Can you be like this (beep—)! You can't do tui! Xiao Lese tui (turns around and continues to serve tea and water to the treasury and squeeze her shoulders) Orange on the sidelines: (Drinking water and enjoying the massage) Gowu, your only role is to be beaten to death by my Hui Huizi! Commonly known as the experience monster, calm down and it's not time to hit you now~ Washing the bucket: emmmm (Highlights recorded on——)
Regarding the matter of "Three words to make a domineering killer fight for me" (it seems it is not important if I remember it wrong), we can derive: "Three words will make college DK hit the wall for you" "Three sentences to send your ex and teacher to jail" "Three sentences will shock the villain to the point of turning pale and scare the bitter tea seeds away" "Three words will make you the first to raise the flag for you: Just love Izayoi" "Three words made the bucket washer kneel down on the spot and shout for dad to stop quickly" "Three Sentences to Make the Author's Wife Love Me (Rose)" "Is the three-sentence series too much?" "The content of the three sentences seems to be unimportant." "That's more than three sentences, right?" "Three sentences made aw burp again" Hello, I... (Holding a rose) (Being stabbed) [Leaving in a hurry] Hello!!! I am coming!! (Holding a rose) [Note: Used to remove thorns] (Putting on a very cool pose similar to Dazai's?)
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha #producer understands that we can't just give up on ourselves. If you say it's a bucket wash, then I definitely won't admit it# #A lot of money is asked for a brain replacement, I really can't understand it# #wife##wifePosting##wifeI want to give birth to a monkey# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Congratulations to Orange for wrapping up the script!!! (Fireworks and Fireworks) It will replace Huzi and become the container. I wonder if my wife will write a follow-up to Huzi, or if she will directly replace the name and existence of Knotweed Hisahito. As for the former, if the wife wrote it, Hu Zi might be an ordinary person without magic power this time, or he might have been given a magic tool to enter school because of his cleverness. As for the latter, you idiot, did you know that you gave birth to an ancestor? If it is really Izayoi Sunuo, there is a high chance of being executed, but it will never happen. The smelly oranges think the world is dead. Again, Megumin is a good kid!!! Megumin is a good boy!!! Good kids should get the chance to have extra episodes and orange posts. Digression: It is the duty of all living beings to please the "Destined One". To win his favor is a miserable fate for all living beings. It is undoubtedly a "curse" I'm late today! Looking forward to the new script! A new script to bring back all the members after breaking the curse!!! However, can we make a discount? Ekeko is a good boy and a good boy should be rewarded. So, why not add some points to the new script, Ekeko is the heroine, Cheng Zi is the hero (?), The uncle is the second heroine (???), And daddy is the captain of the loyal paw team!! (Poke) The last ritual, kiss my wife and stick to the orange (goodbye)
Here is the captain of the Orange Paw Team!!! Come report! Sure enough, straight ball ties are popular everywhere ~ Haiyuan, what a good dog (touch) Watch out for Nana Ming, the golden leopard, and realize something is wrong! Dk Xia: Today I am also making a monkey with a broken head! I would like to call what happens next "World Line Convergence" crossed out It's Orange's fishing plan—a big success!!! Ps: Gou Wu is still shouting in the corner: Riddler, get out of the curse!!! Today I miss my daddy's Raiko and Ekeko's beauty too orz(?)
Let me speak for the fish-lipped dog Wu: The Riddler!! Get out of the curse!!! Orange: Hehehe (laughing even happier)
In addition to long-cherished wishes, the brain is greedy for other people's bodies (pointing) If Lai Qihua hadn't been martyred first, he would probably have willingly given his body to Naohua to fulfill his long-cherished wish. It doesn't matter. It's time for this script to come to an end! Wuhu!
I can't think of anyone who was given as a gift qwq
By the time it was finished, I was still confused and in pain.
Thousand-year-old single dog:? Are you tired of living? Naohua: I am a hardworking~little~ho~bee~eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah~ Cheng Zi: Shopping~beating the dog (Gou Wu:? Who are you scolding?) And washing the bucket~ Wash the bucket:??????? Woof woof!! Woof! (Angry) Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah