[Naruto] The Fake System Is Here to Screw Me Over

Xiao Quanmo: I never wanted to get involved in all this nonsense with some damn System. But, but it offered way too much. Sob, sob.

A silly little wanderer with a huge cheat ability that's no use to her.

Xiao Quanmo: Boy, do you desire power?

Sasuke Uchiha: Go make dinner. I want rice balls with bonito flakes.

Xiao Quanmo: Are you despairing over the corrupt Uchiha? You can change Konoha's system for just 99,999 cups of milk tea.

Uchiha Itachi: ...Xiao, take good care of Sasuke for me.

Xiao Quanmo: Want to save Izuna? I'll give you a discount since you're so handsome.

Madara Uchiha: ...You don't understand anything.

Xiao Quanmo: Liar.

Kakashi Hatake: ...I just wanted to help you.

Xiao Quanmo: I'm a little tired.

Shikamaru Nara: Women are such a pain. ...As a dependable man, I can lend you my shoulder once in a while.

Xiao Quanmo: No. A hundred million would be more useful.

Naruto Uzumaki: I'll become Hokage and create a Konoha where Xiao won't have to cry anymore. Believe me.

Xiao Quanmo: ...Okay.

She'll believe in you again and again, even if she ends up covered in wounds.

But after crossing paths with them time and again, whose side will she end up on?

Warning!!!

This story does have a pairing, but it hasn't been decided yet.

Even the pairing's gender hasn't been decided!

A coming-of-age story.

The female lead has mild emotional detachment and a mental disorder.

The cheat ability is pretty powerful. Whether it's too self-indulgent is up to you.

Theme: It's all about the fun.