
I Save the Entertainment Industry by Being a Contrarian
我靠杠精拯救娱乐圈
by Su Zhen Ci (苏枕辞)
- Status
- –
- Length
- 170k Words
- Genre
- Romance
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 3y ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
[Upcoming book: This Is Science, please add it to your collection. Blurb at the end]
Blurb for this book:
Chi Xi transmigrated into a book, becoming a minor mentor in an entertainment-industry power fantasy novel. She was also bound to a nitpicking System.
Every main character in the novel had the temperament of a villain: vindictive and extremely destructive.
Chi Xi looked at her own weak and helpless self, then at the powerful main cast, and finally at the System missions that had her dancing all over the protagonists' sore spots.
Chi Xi: .
Chi Xi: Just kill me. Right now. Leave my corpse in one piece.
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Stepping Firmly Forward to Become an Idol is the most anticipated boy group survival show in the country this year.
After the show began, the first person to go viral and trend wasn't one of the contestants, but a minor mentor who pointed at them and tore into them.
The minor mentor, Chi Xi, was so pretty she looked like a flower vase. At first, people accused her of getting plastic surgery, having no talent, making a scene for attention, and being a face-swapped vase.
Later, after Chi Xi reached the top, people looked back and realized that every word she said as a minor mentor had been pure wisdom.
"Get this straight: after you debut, you're going to be idols! If you don't even have the most basic professional skills, why are you debuting? Go home and raise pigs!"
"Being an idol is a job, and it's a very well-paid job! If you've chosen this line of work, then take it seriously!"
"You're on a livestream right now, facing your fans! Look at the way you're standing and sitting! What kind of attitude is that?!"
"As public figures, you need to set an example! What kind of example are you setting right now?!"
"You think you can gain fans and debut without working hard?! You think disrespecting others is having a personality?! You're idols who are already thinking about acting after your debut?!"
"Why don't you quit and let my pigs take your place?!"
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1. The heroine is timid but sharp-tongued at first. Later, she takes over the world and successfully saves the entertainment industry.
A little whisper: The entertainment industry here means actual entertainment, not the performing arts industry.
2. The male lead is the consciousness of the world and has an awful lot of secret identities. Guess away, but I'm not responsible if you're wrong.
3. No personal attacks. Let's keep Jinjiang harmonious.
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● Completed farming novel in my author page: The Demon King Builds a Nation Through Farming
The years a human Demon King spent developing infrastructure and farming in the demon realm
● Upcoming book: This Is Science. Please add it to your collection. It's a lighthearted story about monsters~
Li Bai is a white-pear spirit. After graduating from college, she suddenly receives a mission from the Monster Administration:
Work for a certain news website and cover up monster incidents that are about to be exposed to humans, so people will believe that monsters don't exist.
Li Bai accepts the mission, though she only half understands it. There are just two people at the news site: her and the boss.
The boss isn't good with words, and neither is she. To ease the awkwardness of being alone together in an office, she opens the trending topics using the site's official account on a microblogging platform and takes a closer look--
Oh no! A fox spirit senior got drunk! She's showing her ears and tail in public while flirting with several university professors! The photo's tail has reached the trending topics!
It's over! A clam spirit senior got so mad at a game company that he used the mirage he lives in to create a giant naked-eye 3D game scene in the city center! It's already number one on the trending list!!
We're doomed! The Dragon King forgot to use an invisibility spell while bringing rain to a drought-stricken area! The whole country saw a dragon's shadow in the sky above a city, sending sweet rain down from the heavens! It's hit the trending topics several times over!!!
Seeing the wildly unfounded guesses from netizens, Li Bai is so scared she grabs her keyboard and uses the site's official account, which has only a hundred followers, to debunk the rumors.
Li Bai: Listen to me. This is science!
Netizens: As if we'd believe a word you say!!!
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On a certain forum.
What does everyone think of that company that's recently gone viral by debunking monster stories?
Original poster: As the title says.
1st reply: At first I thought it was some lousy marketing account. I never expected it to be an online version of Walking O Science (lights cigarette).
2nd reply: I've always wondered how that company knows so many people that it can get the actual people involved to debunk the rumors themselves. At first, I thought they were all part of the same marketing agency...
3rd reply: That company is pretty good. What's so good about it? It's damn good at not letting me believe in monsters!
4th reply: It goes like this:
Me: I won't listen, I won't listen. There definitely are monsters in this world!
That company: You little brat, if you won't listen, then look! There are no monsters in this world! None!
5th reply: Damn! That company is debunking rumors again! This time it's some obscure story that hasn't even made the trending list yet! They're freaking relentless!
6th reply: Relentless +1
7th reply: Relentless +2
Nth reply: Relentless +10086
Theme: Language is an exceptionally beautiful art.


