Clark's Guide to Seducing Batman

Hello, my name is Clark Kent. I'm from Kansas, and I currently work at the Daily Planet in Metropolis. Everyone is very friendly, except for our perpetually irritable editor-in-chief Perry and a certain bald guy. It's perfectly reasonable for a reporter to complain about the boss, and I'll get to that bald guy in a moment.

As I mentioned, I live in Metropolis. When you talk about Metropolis, you have to mention its signature attraction: Superman. Almost everyone here is a Superman fan, and that includes the haters, of course. That's right, that bald guy, AKA Lex Luthor, is a Superman hater, and a particularly hardcore one at that.

But I digress. Almost everyone in Metropolis is a Superman fan, but only almost. I'm the exception. I like the signature attraction of the neighboring city, Gotham.

Wait, wait, wait. I don't mean those lunatics in Arkham. I'm talking about Gotham's knight: Batman.

What? You want to know why someone from Metropolis would like another city's urban legend, especially one with a terrifying reputation? Well, that brings me to my other identity. I'm also Kal-El, the real Superman, and Batman and I are the World's Finest duo.

That also explains why I don't like the richest man in my own city. He's a good person in other ways, I suppose, but I really... um, how should I put it? The world is so big, and life is so colorful. Why does a billionaire have to pick on a poor, struggling little reporter like me?

All right, back to the point. I like our League's advisor. I like Batman. I've decided to...

Theme: If you like someone, you should make an effort to pursue them.