You are the senior sister in a xianxia novel.
You come from a prominent family, have exquisite magical skills, are cold-faced but kind-hearted, and are so beautiful that fish sink and geese fall from the sky...
Zong Yu: All right, hurry up and transmigrate.
After transmigrating: Hey, what a scam this blurb is.
As a member of the protagonist's little squad, Zong Yu's starting attributes really are powerful, but-
Her prominent family background is for bailing the protagonist out when she causes trouble and offends people.
Her exquisite magical skills are for giving the protagonist extra lessons when her training falls short.
Her kind heart is for helping the protagonist with everything and deceiving herself in the process.
And her beauty that can make fish sink and geese fall...
Well, Zong Yu figures that's probably the System's hard-earned reward for making her a walking blood bank.
As a likable, positive character, Zong Yu naturally gets a prominent role in the story. Halfway through, she dies a heroic death protecting the protagonist.
Zong Yu: Please, I just want to meditate in seclusion for three hundred years, long enough for the protagonist to ascend.
System: If the Host doesn't like following the plot, you can choose our easy-task package!
Zong Yu: How does that work?
System: You don't have to take part in the main plot, but we'll randomly draw reader comments for you to complete from time to time.
Zong Yu: I'm in!
Later-
The heroine kills someone for the first time and is so shaken that she can't sleep.
Comment: Please, Senior Sister, take our darling Jiao Jiao to see the underground black market and experience the world! Fists flying, real action, insanely exciting!
Zong Yu irritably grabs the heroine: What's with all the sniveling? Come on, I'll take you out to see the world. Fists flying, real action, insanely exciting!
The heroine gets into danger, and the hero fails to save her.
Comment: The hero is so useless! Senior Sister, scold him! Weakling, loser, pathetic shrimp! How's he going to protect my darling daughter in the future?
Zong Yu rescues them both with a sword in each hand, then tears into the hero: Weakling, loser, pathetic shrimp! How's he going to protect my darling daughter in the future?
The hero and heroine get trapped in a cave during an expedition into a secret realm and think they're about to die.
Comment: This is where the senior sister should appear! You naughty kids, Mama's coming to save you!
Zong Yu races a thousand miles and cleaves through the barrier with one strike: You naughty kids, Mom's here to save you. No, I mean, Mama's here to save you.
Zong Yu: I've imagined ten thousand ways to die. Never did I expect to die of embarrassment over and over again.
After countless trials and tribulations, the heroine and hero finally ascend to the Great Dao. Zong Yu is so happy she can barely keep her cultivation under control.
The two of them gaze at Zong Yu with tears in their eyes and vow that when they get married and have children, they'll leave the kids in Senior Sister's care.
At this sacred moment, the System draws a comment that brings Zong Yu to tears: Ancestors, hurry up and ascend already! I'm sick to death of raising kids!
Theme: Help young men and women set their worldviews straight, love life, and achieve their ambitions.
