Maxed-Out Combat Skills, Bizarre Style (Quick Transmigration)

New Book: My Senior Sister Doesn't Want to Hear the Comments [Book Transmigration] Please add it to your want-to-read list!

Blurb:

Su Miaomiao transmigrated. That's nothing unusual. What's unusual is that she always draws the same golden finger: innate super strength.

[In the first world, she's a delicate flower who bursts into tears at the slightest disagreement]

Su Miaomiao is as frail as a willow in the breeze, her eyes misty with tears. Every day, she speaks softly, as if a gust of wind could knock her unconscious.

System: Your golden finger is innate super strength.

Su Miaomiao casually snaps a bedboard in half, takes down a servant with one hand, slaps scumbag A flying, and shoots scumbag B in the eye with an arrow.

Come on, who's next!

[In the second world, she's a perpetually smiling Mother Teresa]

Su Miaomiao wears a dignified smile and is gentle and gracious. Every day, she's busy obeying her mother's wishes.

System: Your golden finger is innate super strength.

Su Miaomiao casually rips a front door off its hinges, kicks a chandelier with one leg, sends trash to an early grave, and arranges for the bad guys to reunite in prison.

She does good deeds and leaves no name!

[In the third world, she's a dancer who can break into an awkward dance anytime, anywhere]

Su Miaomiao dances whenever the mood strikes on variety shows. After watching her, netizens marvel: Damn, I've lived this long and never seen anyone so affected and pretentious.

System: Your golden finger is innate super strength.

Su Miaomiao effortlessly throws a would-be assailant over her shoulder and subdues him, then skips away with a little twirl.

Netizens line up to eat their words: I was ignorant! I've never seen anyone so refreshingly unconventional!

Teetering every day on the brink of ruining her character, Su Miaomiao has had enough.

She rolls up her sleeves. "System, we need to talk."

So, when she reaches the final world, the System says, "Sis, this time it's definitely all good!"

Su Miaomiao wakes up to find zombies as common as dogs and superpowers everywhere.

The System plays automatically: Congratulations, your golden finger is innate affinity.

Su Miaomiao smiles faintly. "Come on, kiddo. Sis will help you blow up the mainframe painlessly, with full funeral services included."

Highlights:

The heroine is quite powerful and basically dominates every world, so the System is a little dim-witted.

Quick transmigration worlds. There is only one male lead. The male lead is a bit of a jerk early in the first world, but after that, the leads' personalities are basically switched.

Please add my new book to your want-to-read list! My Senior Sister Doesn't Want to Hear the Comments [Book Transmigration]

You are the senior sister in a xianxia novel.

You come from a distinguished family, have peerless cultivation, are cold-faced but kind-hearted, and are so beautiful that fish sink and geese fall...

Zong Yu: All right, hurry up and transmigrate already.

After transmigrating: Hey, this blurb is a scam!

As a member of the protagonist's team, Zong Yu does indeed start out with powerful attributes, but...

Her distinguished family background is there to bail the protagonist out when she gets into trouble and offends people.

Her peerless cultivation is there to give the protagonist extra lessons when she fails to master her skills.

Her kind nature is there to let her run around after the protagonist and deceive herself.

And her stunning face...

Well, Zong Yu figures it's probably the System's hardship pay for being a walking blood bank.

As a well-liked, virtuous character, Zong Yu naturally leaves a memorable mark on the story. Halfway through, she dies a truly heroic death protecting the protagonist.

Zong Yu: Please, I just want to go into seclusion for three hundred years, and stay there until the protagonist ascends.

System: If Host doesn't want to follow the plot, you can choose our simplified mission package!

Zong Yu: How does that work?

System: You don't have to take part in the main story, but we'll randomly draw reader comments for you to fulfill now and then.

Zong Yu: I'm in!

Later...

The heroine kills someone for the first time and is so shaken she can't sleep.

Comment: Please, Senior Sister, take our precious Jiao Jiao to see the world in the underground black market! Fists flying, so damn thrilling!

Zong Yu impatiently grabs the heroine. "What's with all the crying? Come on, Sis will take you to see the world. Fists flying, so damn thrilling!"

The heroine is in danger, and the male lead fails to save her.

Comment: The male lead is such a useless loser! Senior Sister, give him a piece of your mind! Weakling, loser, pathetic little wimp. How's he supposed to protect my precious daughter in the future?

Zong Yu rescues them both with a single sword, then lays into the male lead: "Weakling, loser, pathetic little wimp. How's he supposed to protect my precious daughter in the future?"

The male and female leads are trapped in a cave during an expedition into a secret realm, sure that this is the end.

Comment: This is where Senior Sister should appear! You naughty little brats, Mommy's coming to save you!

Zong Yu races a thousand li and cleaves the barrier with one sword. "You naughty little brats, Mommy's here to save you! No, wait, Mama's here to save you!"

Zong Yu: I've imagined ten thousand ways to die, but never thought I'd repeatedly die of embarrassment.

After countless hardships, the male and female leads finally ascend to the Great Dao. Zong Yu is so happy that she can barely keep her cultivation in check.

The pair gaze at Zong Yu with tears in their eyes and swear that when they marry and have children, they'll leave them in Senior Sister's care.

At this sacred moment, the System draws a comment that makes Zong Yu burst into tears: Ancestors, hurry up and ascend! I'm sick to death of raising kids!

Theme: Outstanding people rely on themselves.