The Full-Level Celestial Master Became Famous After Dressing up as a Master

Serial article "I was admitted to Tsinghua University after completing the KPI of the underworld". Please collect it~ Nine hundred years after being sealed, the former metaphysics genius Xue Jin has transformed into a goofball in the entertainment industry. Because of the need for merit and virtue to fuse with the soul, Xue Jin had to return to his old profession, catching evil ghosts and doing good deeds to accumulate merit. In the variety show, other guests are competing for the camera and the C position, but Xue Jinshi is lying on the chair and not competing for the peace and quiet of the years. In fact, he stared closely at the kid who was making trouble behind him: "Hey, how much merit can you get by being saved?" The ghosts appeared, and the guests were so frightened that they screamed and fainted on the spot. Only Xue Jin was the one who rushed to the front without fear, his eyes were so bright that it was scary—— "Is this a powerful ghost? No, it's a lot of merit!" —— Before Xue Jin appeared on the show, the anti-fans were eager to wait for him to do it again and send him back to his hometown to farm. Who would have thought that not only did he not make people angry, but he also made the director and other big names become good brothers and good friends with him? ! Inexplicably broken plates, footsteps sounding out of thin air in the corridor, black palm prints suddenly appearing... While the guests were trembling and screaming in fear, Xue Jin, who had always been lazy, was already leading the way—— He casually broke off a peach tree branch and cut through all the magic with one sword. The evil ghost was instantly wiped out! Audience: Damn it, Master? ! Pay homage to me! Xue Jin threw away the peach tree branch casually: "Master, what a master, you must believe in science!" —— Actor Yanlai Chao has had a disease since he was a child—— He can read people's hearts and hear the words of ghosts. No one knows when he will be driven crazy by the never-ending sounds in his ears. It wasn't until he met a young star on a variety show that the ghostly noises in his ears suddenly stopped. The absurd command many years ago suddenly appeared in his mind - he would meet a man whose marriage was closely entangled with him, and from then on, the terminal illness could be cured. —— One day, Wu Chang passed through the border and blocked the way. Impermanence: "How brave are you?" Xue Jin smiled and looked at Yanlai Chao, feeling confident and confident: "There is someone above me." Yan Laichao's eyes were subtle: "Is there... Someone up there?" #You are my destiny# Food guide: 1.1V1he, cool writing without abuse, very thick in attack and reception. 2. Logic and plot bugs during the serialization period are unavoidable, and the text will be revised after completion. 3. The times are imaginary, and the private establishment is like a mountain. Please do not take it seriously. Pre-collection 1 "After completing the KPI of the underworld, I was admitted to Tsinghua University" After retiring for a hundred years and reincarnating as a high school boy, Qi Feixing recovered his memory and was recalled to the underworld! The number of ghosts in the underworld increased so much that it was difficult to manage. Qi Feixing had to accept his re-employment and take up his post, returning to the dark side. In view of the age problem of a large number of working ghosts, Jifu specially launched - Study the Ghost Hunting Edition Everyday·Book of Life and Death. Qi Feixing, who has been a scumbag all his life, is forced to study hard during the day, and at night he has to catch evil ghosts and complete daily underworld KPIs. So—— During the day, Qi Feixing finished memorizing "A Fang Gong Fu" and "Pipa Xing", finished writing functions and geometry... And his performance ranking soared. At night, he seduces the ghosts and hangs them with ropes, holds the mourning stick high and hammers the headless ghosts... Causing the lonely ghosts to fly like dogs and cats. Qi Feixing: Feeling tired. One less ghost to catch, one hundred more years of work. Seeing that Qi Feixing was about to fail to complete the daily KPI, his new deskmate Xie Yi came over. Qi Feixing looked up and saw, oh! The horoscope is light, and the fate of the evil star makes ghosts come one after another... Isn't this a living natural ghost absorber! Qi Feixing: Xie Yi? Get it you! Two years later, Qi Feixing held the No. 1 KPI award at the end of the year, pulled his own ghost-sucking device, Xie Yi, and stepped into the gate of Tsinghua University. —— Xie Yi was born psychic and could see ghosts. Unexpectedly, one day in his dream, he received a flyer reporting an unpredictable ghost incident. The person was his grumpy little classmate, so he chanted a spell every day to summon him. The day before yesterday, I reported a company boss for raising a kid. Yesterday, I reported a school earthbound spirit that disturbed people's hearts. Today, I reported it again—— Qi Feixing was so busy that he was dizzy and flew over angrily: "Tell me, what the hell is going on today!" Xie Yi: "Sir, I have a ghost in my heart." Pre-release 2 "How to break up with your ex-boyfriend on a blind date by dressing up as a woman" Copywriting: Lan Yutang had been single for many years and had never been in a relationship until work. One day, his mother urged him that a friend came to visit and wanted to introduce him to a boyfriend. Lan Yutang's mother: My Huahua is twenty-three years old, young and handsome, obedient, well-behaved, well-paid, considerate and sweet-tongued. He will definitely be a good husband! Fucking friend: My son is twenty-six. He owns a company and real estate. He is clean and self-possessed and looks great. He can work in the hall and in the kitchen. He is definitely with a great guy! Later, the blind date scene—— Lan Yutang is dressed in a killer outfit, with a hip-hop afro, smoky makeup, large tattoos on her arms, and dozens of chains hanging on her body. And his blind date, wearing big wave high heels, a white dress and red lips, pulled her stockings in front of him. Noble and cool: "Hello, it's our first time meeting you." Lan Yutang: "..." #I met my ex-boyfriend dressed as a woman on a blind date, and I am a killer. How can I break it? # Yu Shu got into the trap of online games at the University and dated a little fool online for two years. In the end, the other person left without saying goodbye, deleted his friends, quit playing the game and disappeared completely. Unexpectedly, six years later, on an unwilling blind date, Yu Shu discovered that the blind date turned out to be his little idiot ex-boyfriend... He pretended not to recognize him: "You look like my ex-boyfriend." Unexpectedly, Lan Yutang blurted out in embarrassment and nervousness: "Hahaha, actually I am his uncle." Yu Shu: "..." Later, the legend of the gods and demons who disappeared for five years came online at the same time as his bound love affair that was always in chaos and finally gave up! —— Later, after getting together, Yu Shu asked Lan Yutang why he left without saying goodbye. Lan Yutang held him in her arms and took a bite: You said it yourself at that time, you don't like young people! Yu Shu suddenly realized that her boyfriend seemed to be a 17-year-old minor before the interview... Mission: Believe in science