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[Bai Qie Hei Crazy criticizes the beautiful and sick Heavenly Master who was attacked with a murderous weapon and became mentally disabled]
Lan Ting was transformed into a cannon fodder. The original owner sacrificed everything for stalking and stalking the scumbag. He was stupid, vicious and sick, but he was always loved and loved——
Because this cannon fodder is really beautiful.
As the first heavenly master in her previous life, Lanting was a high-mountain overlord flower that no one dared to climb. In this life, she became a beauty with a vase disease, and she was faced with scum and scum as soon as she came.
Zha Gong looked at him with disgust, while Lan Ting looked at the giggling kid on his shoulder and the beautiful woman with a terrifying expression behind him, and smiled: "Brothers are very lucky."
It's just that this Yanfu is covered in black energy and wearing red clothes, hiss, a bit fierce.
I heard that a young Celestial Master had recently appeared in Jinchuan, and the whole Xuanmen was in a sensation. Not long after, a shop called Xuan Pavilion opened on the corner of the street. The owner was proficient in Feng Shui calculations, exorcisms and demons.
There was also a murderous sword placed in the shop.
Everyone rushed in, but they saw the shop owner. Why was he so sick and crooked that he looked like the vase of the Lan family?
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The Ji family's violent and defiant ancestor was lost. After almost overthrowing the entire country of China, someone suddenly discovered that the sword next to the Lan family's sick son looked very familiar...
Then one day, the fierce sword turned into a human form in front of everyone, and the sick man stroked the dog's head obediently.
The cool ancestor has lost his mind and become stupid!
Ji family: Shocked! My ancestors are out there making swords for others!
Food guide:
1. Atypical Celestial Master's literature, mixed with immortality, and new world view
2. The original cover image @youbai, posted on Weibo on August 24, 2022, can be picked up by yourself
3. The one in front of the attack has a bad brain due to the rescue. It can be regarded as a wooden and loyal dog, and he will be king in the later stage.
4. If you are always sick and weak, you will never die.
5. The golden finger is huge.
6. Shou is actually ruthless and cruel, evil people, evil people, evil people! Not the normal Wei Guangzheng protagonist! ! ! !
7. The three views of the book and the protagonist do not represent the three views of the author. Please abide by the law.
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Received in advance1.
"After Sword Cultivator Shattered the Void and Transformed into a Beautiful NPC (Hologram)"
Yan Jin is the number one genius sword cultivator in the Nine Heavens Realm. He is a ten-year-old golden elixir and a hundred-year-old Mahayana. He is already a master of overcoming tribulations at the age of only 150 years old. He is the first person in thousands of years who is expected to ascend.
But only Yan Jin knew that he could not ascend.
Once, he accidentally obtained a treasure in the Cave Heaven Paradise, so he was intercepted and killed by the entire Taoist sect. As a last resort, he was forced to ascend early, and after shattering the void, he came to a strange place——
Every mountain and water here is exactly the same as the Cave Heaven Paradise, but it is full of strange people, and they always call them "NPCs".
Some people asked him for equipment, some asked him for secrets, and some even wanted to have sex with him (?)
Yan Jin, who fell back to the Golden Core after shattering the void:...
All he had to do was cough up blood and smile at the same time.
So everyone knows that there is a poor NPC in "Ascend to the Immortal". He is completely useless, but his face is really beautiful.
Later, Yan Jin accidentally discovered that he actually had the same panel, props, mounts, upgrades... As the player.
One day, the server of "Deng Xian" went wrong and hundreds of millions of players were trapped in the game. During the war, someone killed millions of monsters with one sword——
When the players saw who it was, they were shocked: Come on, isn't this the famous beautiful trash NPC in the game!
Only Yan Jin had a dark face: How can I turn off this step by step lotus footprint!
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Advance payment 2.
"After being forced to inherit a non-human antique shop"
Xie Li was severely beaten by society for three months after graduation. By chance, he inherited an antique shop and was forced to become a half-baked cultural relic restorer.
It's just that this store is in a shabby state, as if it will be classified as a dangerous building in the next second, and it looks very unreliable.
In addition, he also inherited an "ancestor" who was very good-looking even though he was very cold.
He thought this was magical enough, but he didn't expect that the guests would really shock him!
The TV showed the actor being interviewed, but the actor himself stretched out his hand in front of him, revealing his bronze elbow.
After the famous novelist finished the book signing, he came to him and turned it into an original masterpiece and asked him to repair the pages.
The national father did not come home from get off work. Instead, he came to the store to restore the prototype of the golden Pixiu and asked him to sharpen his gold teeth.
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Also, the manuscript of "Three Kingdoms" likes Long Ao's astronomy. A certain emperor's seal wants to be stamped when he sees the calligraphy and painting. The bronze zodiac sign takes his brothers across the ocean...
Later, when someone asked him how he felt about his work, Xie Li just said silently: "The sequelae are very serious."
It was so serious that every time he saw the actor's fight scenes on TV, he couldn't help but want to call the police and sue them for destroying cultural relics.
Don't ask, it's just painful.
I heard that the ancestor who inherited his shop was so senior that no cultural relic dared to disobey him.
Xie Li was cautious, but his ancestor insisted on repaying his kindness.
But forget about repaying the favor, what's the point of committing yourself to it! !
Gay friend's text:
"The group's favorite little fairy refuses to post" by Zaijiu Suyun
As a leader of the Immortal Sect, Yun Yan was framed and sealed in a glass coffin.
On the day the seal was lifted, he slowly opened his eyes, only to find that the whole world had changed, and countless strange creatures surrounded him.
These creatures are all tall and mighty, with green faces and fangs.
Yun Yan sensed danger, so he raised his sword and planned to fight them to the death.
But who would have thought that as soon as he made a move, these strange creatures would yell crazily: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Live! Mom! I see a human being! He is so loving! (Exciting jpg.)
As the last human being in the entire galaxy, Yun Yan thought that he would have a very bad life, but:
He accidentally scratched his skin——
The mechanical turtle shouted at the top of his lungs: Ah, cut off my flesh and use it as medicine!
Catch a cold and sneeze——
Dry Ice Woman: Hey~ I shouldn't have been close to him. I'm guilty. I'll commit suicide to apologize.
Being despised by the ignorant ruler of the empire——
The creatures smashed the table and roared: ... I don't know what is good and what is evil! If we don't apologize, we will rebel!
Yun Yan: Everyone, calm down!
Yun Yan was so spoiled that he felt he had to do something to express his gratitude, so he decided to teach these creatures to cultivate immortality.
However, these creatures seemed to be ecstatically agreeing, but in fact they did not believe that Yun Yan knew magic at all, so they made jokes in class and did everything perfunctorily.
Until the pheasant that learns some fur becomes a phoenix, the civet cat forms a pill, and the octagonal dog possesses the power of thunder and lightning...
That human being is not only beautiful and rare, he also knows the legendary magic!
Once the news spread, the entire galaxy was excited about it again.
What's more, I don't know where I heard that dual cultivation with Yun Yan would be beneficial to breakthrough, so I knelt in front of him and proposed.
But at the scene of the proposal, the ruler of the empire, the only strongest man who had ever disliked Yun Yan, suddenly appeared.
It turned into a giant dragon and surrounded Yun Yan, roaring in the lightning and thunder: He is mine! Come fight if you don't agree!
Yun Yan: Really? Then I will challenge!
Imperial Ruler: ...!!! Stop making trouble!
Highlight reminder to give birth!
Mission: Believe in science