Don't Be a Coward and Send It Together (Esports)

[Pre-collection of "The Cat I Picked Up and Is Separated and Is in the Shura Field Every Day", please collect it~] Copywriting of this article Xie Yao is a game anchor who has quickly become popular on Shark TV. He is very skilled and talkative, and he often opens his mouth to speak golden sentences—— "Who is a real man to play support?" "It's the son's fault for not educating his father, it's my fault for you." "Does your child have a dog? Go to the door and ask your dog how to play this game." A live broadcast overturned. Xie Yao was quarreling with the gangsters. He sprayed people until their mouths were dry and his hands were soft. However, a wealthy man suddenly appeared in the live broadcast room. The wealthy man's backhand was like a spaceship, and his message with special effects was full of sultry: "Add a WeChat account?" Xie Yao: "Who is the serious anchor who adds WeChat——" The boss said nothing, spaceship x5! Xie Yao: "Okay boss, thank you boss. I have sent you a private message on WeChat. Welcome to come again next time~" Unexpectedly, after adding WeChat, Xie Yao discovered that his boss was actually Jiang Song, the captain of the wealthy team SUS, that god-like man! So I live streamed double queue with the boss—— Jiang Song: "You take Yao, I'll take Fei." Xie Yao, who never hit support, slapped him in the face: "Okay brother." ——— A few months later, Jiang Song attended the competition as a special guest, and Xie Yao, as the new anchor of the brother platform, was also invited to participate. In the exhibition match, Xie Yao shocked everyone with his skills. In the interview afterwards, the reporter asked Jiang Song: "What is your first impression of the new anchor Wang in this exhibition match?" Jiang Song answered very seriously: "Very soft." [A coquettish online and offline autistic anchor was raped and scolded with his face, cold on the outside and hot on the inside, retired master attack] Food guide: 1. Cute healing cookies, 1v1 double cleansing. 2. Live broadcast, mixed with a little e-sports, the game is Honor of Kings. 3. In the semi-imaginary era, private establishments are like a mountain, so be careful when entering based on research. Advance payment: "The picked-up cat sperm is in the Shura field every day after being separated" Qiao Yixing has been in Mercury retrograde for 20 years. He fell on the ground when he went out, lost his keys when he came home, and was tricked into signing a contract. He has been in the entertainment industry for three years and still can't find this person... There are many misfortunes, big and small, and he has experienced all sorts of bad things. Until he picked up a cat, things began to change for him inexplicably! I had no money to eat, so I touched the cat's head, and suddenly a lottery ticket fell from the sky. I scratched it open and saw that I won the special prize! He was squeezed by the company, pinched, and the next day the company collapsed and the boss ran away. He was directly signed by the top agent in the industry! After being framed, tens of thousands of people on Weibo beat him up and kissed him on his face because he was poor and shameless. The next second, the national father posted on Weibo: Let me introduce you, @, I am the most beloved child of the Xie family. The hot search exploded, and Qiao Yixing's eyes lit up! Heaven's way revives, spiritual energy rises, and the ancient mythical beast Pixiu wakes up after sleeping for many years, only to find that he has turned into a cat? Pixiu: Meow--! What's even more outrageous is that he actually shares the same body with Bai Ze and Qilin! The cub's body was weak, and the all-powerful mythical beast giant was so angry that he let out a "meow" and fainted! Unexpectedly, when he opened his eyes again, he would be picked up and taken home. Not only is this young man good-looking, but his aura also makes the three big guys jealous! However, there is only one physical body. In order to compete for playing time, the boss made crazy taunts. Qilin: I can control the house and eliminate disasters. Bai Ze: I can turn disaster into good luck. Pai Yao pulled out a hair and turned it into gold: I have money! Occasionally, Qiao Yixing was shocked when he saw the cat biting and kicking him, occasionally biting off two hairs. Hey, stop biting, you're going to be bald! Ever since he picked up the cat, things have turned around for Qiao Yixing. The only thing he worries about is his cat - seems to be a genius? Yesterday I was too lazy to wake up from a long sleep, today I turned into a coquettish and clingy person, and tomorrow I suddenly became cold and arrogant! Qiao Yixing let out a long sigh, hugged the cat and started sucking it, but the cat's owner grabbed it with a furious slap and turned into a human form in the next second! The domineering man raised his head with cat ears, grabbed Qiao Yixing's wrist and sneered, noble and cool: "Stupid slave, how dare you touch the noble Pi Xiu with Bai Ze's paw!" Qiao Yixing: Help! My cat has turned into a human! #Today I am also struggling to survive in the cat Shura field# ——————————Serial—————————— [The series is coming to an end] "The full-level Celestial Master became famous after dressing up as a master" Nine hundred years after being sealed, the former metaphysics genius Xue Jin has transformed into a goofball in the entertainment industry. Because of the need for merit and virtue to fuse with the soul, Xue Jin had to return to his old profession, catching evil ghosts and doing good deeds to accumulate merit. In the variety show, other guests are competing for the camera and the C position, but Xue Jinshi is lying on the chair and not competing for the peace and quiet of the years. In fact, he stared closely at the kid who was making trouble behind him: "Hey, how much merit can you get by being saved?" The ghosts appeared, and the guests were so frightened that they screamed and fainted on the spot. Only Xue Jin was the one who rushed to the front without fear, his eyes were so bright that it was scary—— "Is this a powerful ghost? No, it's a lot of merit!" —— Before Xue Jin appeared on the show, the anti-fans were eager to wait for him to do it again and send him back to his hometown to farm. Who would have thought that not only did he not make people angry, but he also made the director and other big names become good brothers and good friends with him? ! Inexplicably broken plates, footsteps sounding out of thin air in the corridor, black palm prints suddenly appearing... While the guests were trembling and screaming in fear, Xue Jin, who had always been lazy, was already leading the way—— He casually broke off a peach tree branch and cut through all the magic with one sword. The evil ghost was instantly wiped out! Audience: Damn it, Master? ! Pay homage to me! Xue Jin threw away the peach tree branch casually: "Master, what a master, you must believe in science!" —— Actor Yanlai Chao has had a disease since he was a child—— He can read people's hearts and hear the words of ghosts. No one knows when he will be driven crazy by the never-ending sounds in his ears. It wasn't until he met a young star on a variety show that the ghostly noises in his ears suddenly stopped. The absurd command many years ago suddenly appeared in his mind - he would meet a man whose marriage was closely entangled with him, and from then on, the terminal illness could be cured. —— One day, Wu Chang passed through the border and blocked the way. Impermanence: "How brave are you?" Xue Jin smiled and looked at Yanlai Chao, feeling confident and confident: "There is someone above me." Yan Laichao's eyes were subtle: "Is there... Someone up there?" #You are my destiny# Intention: Live well and face it positively