I really don't know how to keep writing this, so I'm putting it on hold for now. When I get an idea, I'll update with stories about their past. I'm truly sorry, my dear readers QAQ. A secret little kiss.
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When Yin Xingyu wakes up, he finds himself transmigrated into an extremely melodramatic scum gong and abused shou novel. To get home, he has to follow the script in his head.
Looking at all the over-the-top plot points in the synopsis, he feels his head throbbing. You've got to be kidding. He has a boyfriend. How could he possibly act out some bizarre plot where one person chases, the other runs, and the first refuses to give up?
The next plot point is for the scum gong to ask for a divorce. He refuses, then gets his heart broken by the scum gong's sarcastic insults.
The door is shoved open, and a tall, stern-looking man strides in and tosses a stack of documents in front of him. His voice is cold enough to freeze: "Sign the papers. We're getting divorced. I could never love you..."
"Fine by me. I could never love you either." Yin Xingyu picks up a pen to sign, but his hand is pinned down.
"Xingxing, you transmigrated here too?"
Yin Xingyu looks up. Isn't this ridiculously handsome scum gong his boyfriend?
"Don't sign! We can't get divorced!"
The scum gong rips up the divorce agreement, bends down to embrace him, and lets out a satisfied sigh. "Xingxing, we're finally married."
Yin Xingyu: ...
He forgot to mention that his boyfriend is super clingy.
Now he can follow the plot, but... He remembers all those melodramatic tropes that exist purely to cause angst and lets out a heavy sigh. Looks like showering each other with affection every day really does bring bad karma.
Qin Shen, forced to play the scum gong: Can we fast-forward to the part where I have to win him back?
[Bonus Scene]
The novel's beloved white moonlight returns to the country and learns that the rich second-generation heir who once courted him is now the head of the Qin family, and has a canary who looks a bit like him.
"You're just a substitute. What gives you the right to sit in the car?"
Qin Shen's angry voice rings out in the parking lot. The white moonlight is delighted and walks over, only to hear this mercurial man speak again, his voice even sounding a little aggrieved.
Qin Shen: "Xingxing, get rid of that dog plushie. I'm right here, so why do you need a substitute?"
White moonlight: ??? So who's the substitute?
A nonsensical 1v1 sweet treat that may not stay sweet. If you're not enjoying it, please drop it as soon as you can.
A super clingy, dog-like obsessive gong x a shou who seems aloof but is full of love inside.
The feelings between the gong and shou are an enormous two-way arrow.
[Please add my upcoming novel, After Accidentally Buying a Big Shot, to your reading list, mwah~]
This is a story about a straightforward big shot and an insecure beauty. Here's the synopsis:
Lin Yubai is petite and fair, like an innocent little white rabbit with red eyes. Since childhood, people have mocked and teased him. He knows he shouldn't trust people anymore, but he can't resist the warmth they offer, even when it's a malicious flame.
After being mocked yet again by his so-called friends, Lin Yubai gets drunk and buys himself a gentle one-day lover. The man has a cold, fierce face and wears a suit, looking like some big shot from the underworld whom no one should mess with.
The man asks him, "Have you made up your mind? If you choose me, you can't regret it later."
Lin Yubai nods, eyes red: As long as you can love me.
Li Hancheng smiles and holds up his phone. "I'm recording this. You can't deny it when you're sober."
Li Hancheng really is fierce, but he's also genuinely gentle. His candid, sincere praise and attentive care let Lin Yubai experience what it feels like to be loved.
Not bad. No wonder he's a professional.
It isn't until Lin Yubai tries to boost his disposable lover's sales ranking that he learns the shop doesn't have anyone by that name.
At the same time, Li Hancheng's name appears on the newly released list of the wealthiest people.
Lin Yubai: ???
Terrified, Lin Yubai buys a plane ticket out of the city in the middle of the night, but the cold-faced big shot grabs him by the collar and drags him back.
The big shot's voice is full of storm clouds: "What? You're already regretting it before we're even married?"
Lin Yubai covers his face and screams: When did I ever say I wanted to marry you!
The big shot calmly takes out his phone: I have a recording.
Theme: If you have love in your heart, show it. Loving someone means accepting and warming them, not hurting them. Reject melodrama and embrace love.
Author, have you forgotten your account password?
Hahahahaha, poaching to the Great Wall
Sudden update╭(°A°`)╮
If you cook it for too long, it will be stewed :)
Where are you, Dad? It's the end of November. . .
Wow. It hurts my hands. Wow
22 Years of writing, ah ah ah 😭
Ferocious? Is this "White Moonlight" plastic surgery?
Hahahahahahahahahaha I died laughing
I'm afraid of being cheated, wait until you finish it before buying it