Mo Shushu of the Xunhuan Sect was waiting for his birthday present when someone knocked him unconscious. When he opened his eyes, he found himself sitting in a wedding sedan.
No wonder they'd asked him about his preferences a few days ago. They were arranging a partner for him.
His future Dao companion was a demon, with ink-black hair, red eyes, and an aura of menace. He looked like he wanted everyone to stay away from him, exactly like Mo Shushu's ideal type.
A single night of spring is worth a thousand gold. Mo Shushu sent his Dao companion a suggestive invitation.
Shuhan: "Want to do something only adults can do?"
Mo Shushu nodded furiously. The next second, he was strapped into fifty pounds of weights and made to start physical training.
Mo Shushu: "??? Weren't demonic cultivators supposed to be lustful?"
He strongly suspected that his master hadn't given him a dual-cultivation partner, but a devil sent to force him to train!
Growing up is always a mix of pain and pleasure, until he received his real present...
Oh. So that was the mistake.
Shuhan wasn't a dual-cultivation gift from his master. He was the Demon Lord, capable of destroying an entire world with a flick of his finger, with bloodlust in his bones and the Three Realms trembling in fear of him.
Mo Shushu's bald father couldn't defeat the demons, so he chose to end the war with a political marriage, and Mo Shushu was the one sent to marry the Demon Lord.
Recent events whirled through his mind. They'd done everything they should and everything they shouldn't. He felt like tomorrow would be the day he died, one way or another.
Forget it. He'd better run first.
But before he could even step out the door, he ran into a man wreathed in black energy. The blood-red eyes that had once held nothing but murderous intent were now filled with possessiveness and panic.
"Take me with you. A gift can't be without its owner."
Mo Shushu: ...Oh no. It seemed he'd led the Demon Lord astray.
A Demon Lord top who only thinks about cultivation but is gradually led astray x a sunny, cheerful, cute, fluffy-thing-loving, face-loving bottom whose mind is full of lewd stuff
1. I just want to write a little story about a single-minded top and a pervy, lewd bottom. Don't expect much logic.
2. It's a cultivation setting, but with tons of original worldbuilding, including plenty of modern expressions and jokes.
Theme: Love and sunshine can drive away darkness