I'm a Mage in Yokohama, Yet I Keep Dodging Death

Blurb One:

After replying to an online poll about transmigrating into a two-dimensional world, Wu Tao closed her eyes and opened them to find that she'd actually struck it lucky and transmigrated!

There were so many troubles in this world, and Wu Tao, a natural couch potato, decided to keep her distance from the protagonists and simply watch the show from the sidelines.

But something seemed off about this world...

The overworked dad raising fifteen children: "Long time no see, Miss Wu Tao."

The gravity manipulator, a university student by day and a Port Mafia executive by night: "Big Sis, you're finally back."

The French couple who went around Yokohama every day checking in at places and showing off their love: "Taotao, when you're done playing, come home soon."

The former Mafia boss, now a detective, who quit his job and is a walking bandage: "Taotao, take me with you next time you go out to play~"

Yokohama's rising literary genius, a black-haired boy with a gradient-colored droopy-ear-rabbit look: "Lady Wu Tao, this is the book I wrote for you!"

And then there was the great detective who was six at heart, sixteen in appearance, and twenty-six in reality. The moment they met, he rushed over and loudly complained:

"Taotao, you're so mean! You made the great Ranpo wait for you all this time! When a boyfriend and girlfriend don't see each other for so long, it's easy to break up!"

Wu Tao: ???!!!

Blurb Two:

At fourteen, the future great detective was just a boy who had lost both his parents and been expelled from the police academy, stumbling through life and being battered by society.

Then, on a rainy night, he knocked on a door with a letter in his arms. The girl who answered pulled him inside, and from then on, he never went hungry or got caught in the rain again.

Girl: "Because I'm your future girlfriend!"

Ranpo: ??!!

Ranpo had never met anyone like her:

She could keep up with his way of thinking, and she taught him how to survive.

She told him loudly that he was special and everyone else was an idiot.

She was even more headstrong than he was, yet lived proudly and freely, beating all the awful adults she couldn't stand to a pulp.

She was the light that pulled Ranpo out of the abyss when he was most lost, and everything he admired.

"Idiot Ranpo, I'm from the future. Even without me, someone else would have come along to protect you, teach you, and dote on you."

"Look, the cat's owner... No, the bodyguard (nanny)! Get him!"

The girl smiled brightly as she pushed Ranpo toward the silver-haired samurai.

"He's the guardian Ranpo was supposed to meet... I'm not bad, either, but Ranpo deserves to be loved and protected by more people."

Looking at her smile, Ranpo thought: They're not the same... How could a guardian (nanny) and a girlfriend possibly be the same?

Later, the girl disappeared. Then, when Ranpo saw her on the street, he ran over in tears and complained aggrievedly:

"Taotao, you're so mean! You made the great Ranpo wait for you all this time! When a boyfriend and girlfriend don't see each other for so long, it's easy to break up!"

Girl: "...Who are you?"

Ranpo: !!!

[Content warning: This story has the side pairing Ranpo and Ango. Please read at your own discretion if that bothers you. Thank you.]

P.S.:

1. The main focus is Bungo Stray Dogs, and the heroine will transmigrate to other worlds.

2. I wrote this because I've eaten too many angst-filled stories lately, so the heroine is ridiculously overpowered. She uses cheats without restraint, rejects canon character deaths and angst, and this is my own IF route where everyone survives, except for Muzan, the brain, or Mahito... (I have a lot of grievances.)

3. No choosing between love interests; Ranpo is the pairing. The blurb's plot starts in Chapter 10, so feel free to skip ahead if you want to read it.

4. Characters aren't smarter than the author, and their values don't necessarily reflect the author's. My writing is limited, so please don't attack me personally.

A new story opened on December 1. Please add it to your favorites:

[Blurb One]

Mengye Aisha, female, in her seventh year since transmigrating. Her parents had a son with hair that was half black and half white.

At that moment, all she could think was: My little brother is so cute!

For her adorable little brother, his big sister could do anything!

[Blurb Two]

Years later, when the Mengye Consortium had become the world's foremost business empire, with operations spanning almost every field, no one could avoid its industries and products from birth to death. Everyone knew the virtual idol "Little Dream Q," the consortium's sole spokesperson for all its businesses. Everyone either envied or adored that cute face, as well as the real person behind Little Dream Q: the younger brother of the Mengye Consortium's hidden boss.

Everyone knew that the boy didn't have to lift a finger. He could spend his whole life in the utmost luxury, simply living off the business empire his sister had built for him and the value of his virtual image. People envied him, saying he must have saved the galaxy in his previous life.

So when the world's first interstellar spaceship completed its successful test flight, reporters interviewing its chief engineer couldn't help asking: Now that he already had more than anyone could imagine, how could he work so hard and achieve another legend?

The black-and-white-haired man blinked his unusual eyes. "Because there's an eternal sun ahead of me. She will always guide me, giving me endless courage and conviction as I strive to catch up."

"...Lastly, there's something important I want to say. This is the main reason I agreed to this interview."

"I have the best big sister in the world," the man said with a smug, boastful grin. "She's my big sister!"

So all you shameless people who keep yelling online, "The world owes me a big sister!" and "Big Sis, I'm your long-lost little brother!" Get lost, all of you!

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The seven traitors who stopped the world war ushered in a brief "Age of Supernatural Abilities." But one girl told the whole world that the era's real name was the "Age of Q."

P.S.:

1. The heroine is ridiculously overpowered and an incurable little-brother fanatic. The story mainly focuses on personal growth and everyday childcare.

2. The main fandoms are Bungo Stray Dogs and Detective Conan, with crossovers into other worlds such as the dog demons of the Warring States era and Demon Slayer.

3. This is pure wish fulfillment. The plot goes wherever it wants, so please don't look for logic. The story in Blurb Two takes place in the extras.

4. The characters' views don't represent the author's. My writing is limited, so please stop reading if you find it uncomfortable.

5. The pairing is undecided. There won't be any obvious romance before adulthood, and some pairings may be broken up.

6. There are a mountain of original details. Remember to check the author's notes for lots of details. I may not reply to comments, but I read them all.

Theme: Life should be lived with all your strength, without regrets.