This story will be switched to paid chapters on January 5. Chapters 24-57 will be paid, so please don't buy them again if you've already read them~~
[My next proper xianxia story, [Book Transmigration] Back Before the High God's Bad Ending, is updating now. Please check out my profile, where I'm lying flat, and give me some love and a collection~~]
Synopsis:
Bai Yu used to be an unremarkable shut-in Jinjiang writer who wrote tragic endings. Her daily routine was eating, sleeping, and updating her stories.
Then one day, she was suddenly kidnapped in her own home, and her kidnapper was a timid little demon with a green glow over his head and a delicate, frail body.
Bai Yu: ???
Are all kidnappers so eccentric these days?
Bai Yu crossed her hands over her chest and said sternly, "Get out of my house!"
He Jin, with a rainbow Mary Sue halo shining over his head: No!
He Jin, a transparent floating soul: You can't catch me anyway!
Bai Yu: Thanks, I'm sufficiently annoyed.
Day one of being forced to live together: He Jin was adorable and sweet, and knew exactly how to act cute.
Day two of being forced to live together: He Jin was eloquent and showered her with compliments.
Day n of being forced to live together: He Jin held a peony in his hand, breathed out a sweet fragrance, and lay alluringly on the bed, beckoning to Bai Yu with a finger. "Care to join me, young sir?"
But Bai Yu had already seen through He Jin's intentions. She sneered. "Join you for what? All you want is to make me write a sweet little story about the male and female leads!!!"
Extra scene:
Jin Yu by Yu: Why does anyone in this world like sweet romances? Writing them makes me feel like I can't breathe and am having a heart attack. Just skip straight to dying, okay?
I wish sweet romances would disappear from my world forever. [Wish] [Wish]
After hearing this, netizens spontaneously flocked to He Jin's Weibo to celebrate the birth of yet another sweet romance.
Netizen A: Another day of the author being made by his wife to write a happy ending!
Netizen B: Is this what love is? I'm shipping them! I'm shipping them!
Bai Yu threw her phone down in frustration and said angrily, "What are you shipping them for? I can't live like this!"
P.S.
1. A sweet story with a happy ending, one-on-one romance throughout.
2. Same-sex marriage is legal.
Synopsis for [Book Transmigration] Back Before the High God's Bad Ending:
Sweet-faced but sharp-tongued, cold beauty gong x cheeky, goofy fangirl shou. One-on-one romance, happy ending.
An atypical mutual crush.
Wen Xuan had been raised by the Ice and Snow God, Tian Zhu Yueyan, from a young age as her future successor. The beautiful Ice and Snow God Yueyan had Wen Xuan falling for her at an early age.
But after following Yueyan to the Ninth Heaven one day to investigate a case, she discovered that her peerlessly elegant and aloof god had no desire at all to spare lives. She killed without batting an eye, calmly and brazenly shielded the culprit, and even joked about the prison commander's life when she trespassed in the celestial prison.
Wen Xuan, future successor to the Ice and Snow God: Am I the future villain?
Later, Yueyan's plans fell apart. Right before Wen Xuan's eyes, her bones were broken, a blade pierced her heart, and her divine core was forcibly extracted. The power of the "inheritance" ritual opened under the force of the Heavenly Dao. Amid the countless rays of light, as she endured the agony of inheriting the divine core, Wen Xuan finally remembered something:
She had transmigrated into this no-romance, no-angst, no-survivors "three-no" xianxia story for Yueyan's sake.
And Yueyan was the female protagonist, who had suffered more than anyone before or since.
#Is there still time to change the plot? Asking online, it's pretty urgent!#
Synopsis for Even Mosquitoes Have to Get Competitive:
A laid-back gong who takes life and death in stride x a tenacious, fiercely competitive shou.
Wen Zifan, once the queen of cutthroat competition, worked around the clock every day. Then she died suddenly and was bound to the Slacker Reform System.
Wen Zifan: It's just reforming slackers, right? I know all about that!
Full of confidence, she successfully transmigrated into... a mosquito under Prince Rui's bed curtains!
Wen Zifan: ...MMP, tell me how a mosquito is supposed to reform a slacker!
Later, after painstakingly biting her victim 120 times, she finally earned enough time to become human for one hour.
Wen Zifan: You're a prince, so get your act together!
Zhang Xianyu: I used to have it together, but now I'm limp.
Wen Zifan: ...
Wen Zifan: Is that why they call you a slacker?
In her previous life, Zhang Xianyu, once the queen of cutthroat competition, worked herself to the bone to outdo her fiercely competitive sisters, and succeeded in becoming the Crown Princess.
But just after she took the throne, she became ill from overwork and passed away. Her naive, innocent younger sister then picked up the empire for free.
Given another chance, she learned her lesson and decided to lie flat, vowing to live the peaceful life of an idle prince.
But why does someone always show up demanding that she trample her eldest sister and slap her second sister in the face?
Zhang Xianyu: Why don't we all lie flat together?
Theme: After weathering setbacks and storms, you will finally see a brilliant rainbow and embrace a beautiful life!
Does the goblin need to use the toilet? Think?
Could He Jin be the He's Bi from the Qin Dynasty?
Good guy, the national jade seal?! This must not be turned over to the state (doge)
Wochao also said that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, it is not allowed to become a sperm. Adopting before 30 is considered a small case.
Finished spreading flowers! Happy birthday!
It's so funny and makes me cry
Little fox: surprise
Ha
He Jin - the first person to absorb literature in ancient and modern times
Can I make an update? Very nice.