The Immortal Realm's Top Storyteller

"Ten thousand years ago, Xie Chuxiao, a young swordsman of the Tianxuan Sect, entered the path through the sword and settled the Nine Provinces with a single strike. Yet the immortal lord Xie, who carried the world on his shoulders and became a god in a single battle, was known for his cold, heartless nature, a famed beauty on a lofty peak. As everyone knows, every beauty on a lofty peak has a moonlight in their heart. Her surname was Yu, her given name Xuanwan. She was stunningly beautiful, born to nobility, and revered by all. Her father was the Heavenly Venerable of ancient legend. Her master was the immortal lord Xie, who cleaved chaos apart..." Yu Xuanwan crouched in front of a bookstall, indifferently flipping through a romance about her master. "Too bad she died young." Yu Xuanwan had transmigrated into the cultivation world just yesterday. She was only sixteen, and life was a little rough. The original owner was a mortal who had only made it partway along the path of cultivation and was hopeless at magic. She could do little more than snap a corn cob from a distance or pinch a tiny spark of fire between her fingers. She shared a name with the heroine of the most popular folk romance, but not her fate. No Heavenly Venerable for a father, no powerful master, no string of admirers... She had none of that, but it didn't matter. "Boss, one low-grade spirit stone. Give me the pen. I'll write it." A fairy fakes her death and runs away with a baby, with all the handsome men of the world in the palm of her hand. Later, Yu Xuanwan became a famous author, with fans throughout the Three Realms. * And later still, all sorts of strange fans came looking for her. There was a young, stunningly handsome man who looked like an immortal and called himself her dad's dad fan. "I'll go snap a few ears of corn. Stay right here and don't wander off." Yu Xuanwan: "..." There were also boyfriend fans with an ethereal air, claiming to be her childhood friends. Yu Xuanwan counted them. "One, two, three, four, five..." And then there was one more. The immortal lord was stunningly beautiful, with a cool and aloof air, and said his surname was Xie. When the immortal lord Xie cast his long, phoenix-shaped eyes her way, his gaze was sharp as a blade, as if he were looking at a dead woman. Xie Chuxiao's voice was clear and cool. "Wanwan, you faked your death and ran off with a baby. Where's the baby?" Yu Xuanwan: "??? So I really am the same person as the heroine of that romance?" Last night's stars return to the sword and boots, while the love and beauty of years past fill the world once more. The story of two max-level characters descending to the mortal realm, then reclaiming their lofty positions. Yu Xuanwan is the original heroine (important). One-on-one, happy ending, both chaste. If a potential dealbreaker isn't listed, it isn't there. A silly, lighthearted xianxia story. I've never cultivated immortality, and I doubt you have either, so there's no point in giving me advice. I made it all up, qwq. This is my take on xianxia. April 24, 2021 Theme: A hundred years pass in a blink. I don't crave eternal life, I crave the mortal world.