Afternoon Tea for the Vampire Lord

Yan Xiao wakes up one morning and discovers that he has transmigrated into a novel. In the book, he is the first sacrifice of the vampire overlord, the villainous boss. After the overlord drains his blood, he will become a mindless servant who submits to him alone. The moment Yan Xiao opens his eyes, the overlord bares his pearly white fangs, ready to bite his neck. Just as Yan Xiao thinks he's about to kick the bucket, the overlord sniffs him. "Why is your blood bitter?" The witch doctor says Yan Xiao's blood will only taste sweet when he's in a good mood. To sweeten Yan Xiao up, Qi Feng goes to endless lengths. He forbids Yan Xiao from eating meat and lets him eat only flowers, so he'll smell fragrant. He forbids him from drinking alcohol and lets him drink only dew, so he'll taste sweet. But Yan Xiao's blood remains bitter. Qi Feng searches the human world for countless sweet romance novels and studies how they pamper their adorable darlings. He fills Yan Xiao's room with gifts. He plants vast stretches of roses in the estate grounds. He watches the snow, the stars, and the moon with Yan Xiao. At last, Yan Xiao's blood turns sweet. Yan Xiao generously holds out his arm. "Here, have a sip." Qi Feng cautiously leans closer. "I'll just smell it." Smooch. A domineering, heaven-defying wife-doting seme * a cutesy, blushing uke Theme: To be decided.