After I Was Reborn, All My Scumbag Exes Spoiled Me

My upcoming novel, The Whole Family Was Reborn, and I Became a Bking, is open for advance collection. Jin Yao wakes from a coma to discover that he has lost all his memories. Two years later, he runs into movie star Gu Qing. Only after becoming Gu Qing's personal stand-in does he realize that the dashing actor plans to turn him gay. He receives a message from an unknown number, telling the story of how he was turned gay in the past. There's also Jiang Yingzhe, the president of Hong Kong City's Dao Ben Bank, who claims to be his ex-boyfriend and begs shamelessly for another chance. A flamboyant little drama queen cries and begs to turn him... Jin Yao: I'm straight, straight, straight! Xu Ze'en: You went gay for me once. You can do it again. Gu Qing: There's no straight man in the world who can't be turned, as long as you have money and put your heart into it. Jiang Yingzhe: You were the one who turned me gay back then. Let me turn you, and then we'll be even. Little drama queen: I'm not trying to turn you gay. I'll even get gender-affirming surgery for you! Jin Yao: Emmmmmmm... One-on-one, both leads are sexually and romantically faithful. The main love interest has some scummy traits, but he'll redeem himself later. Happy ending, no secondary pairings. Complete. The scummy love interest will suffer, then redeem himself. Happy ending. Upcoming novel: The Whole Family Was Reborn, and I Became a Bking. Also known as Everyone Who Bullied Me in My Past Life Became My Loyal Dog, My Parents Reborn and Want a Divorce Every Day, After Our Whole Family Was Reborn, My Parents Only Want to Make Billions for Me, and I Wanted to Make It Big After I Was Reborn, but My Parents and My Lover All Objected, among other titles. Blurb 1: Some people are born into privilege, while others are dealt a terrible hand and die with it. Xie Yunshu lived a miserable life in his previous life and died full of regrets. Reborn at eighteen, he rolls up his sleeves and vows to work hard to change his life. But to his astonishment, he discovers that he has been reborn into privilege. Before being reborn, his father was a farmer, bent over in the fields, crouching on the ridge beside their home: Son, you have to study hard. Stop wasting your time on those frivolous hobbies. Our whole family is counting on you! After being reborn, his father has slicked-back hair, a custom suit, and a cigar in his mouth, brimming with confidence: Son, do whatever you want. If it doesn't work out, come back and inherit the billions. Here's a little goal for you: spend a hundred million a month! Before being reborn, his mother wore a rough cotton jacket, her face sallow and her wrinkled eyes full of sorrow. Wiping away her tears, she wailed: My son, of all the ways to be unfilial, the worst is to leave no descendants. If you don't get married soon, your mother won't go on living! After being reborn, his mother has glamorous waves and seductive red lips. She smiles alluringly as she takes Xie Yunshu by the arm and strolls through a banquet hall: Darling, isn't that young actor handsome? I asked around: a dinner date with him costs eight hundred thousand. Shall we book one? Blurb 2: In this life, Xie Yunshu only wants to fulfill his parents' wish: to be a profligate son who eats, drinks, and has fun however he likes. As for all the scumbags he encountered in his previous life, don't come looking for trouble. Whoever messes with me, I'll show them who's boss. Everyone in Class Three, Grade Eleven knows that Pei Ji, the school's little tyrant, does only three things at school every day: play ball, sleep, and mess with Xie Yunshu. That morning, as usual, he tossed a stack of worksheets onto Xie Yunshu's desk: Bookworm, hurry up and do my worksheets! Xie Yunshu: I don't want to. Pei Ji rolls up his sleeves: Are you looking to get yourself killed? The entire class cheers. Everyone knows they're about to get a good show. Five seconds later. Xie Yunshu stuffs the worksheets into Pei Ji's mouth as he sobs: From now on, I'll only do three things at school: attend class, work out, and beat up Pei Ji. School heartthrob Yao Zhan starts school a month late. On his first day back, he sees Xie Yunshu and a few others blocking the classroom door. Yao Zhan glares at him in disgust: Xie Yunshu, are you ever going to stop? Stay the hell away from me! Everyone in Class Three, Grade Eleven knows that Xie Yunshu has a crush on Yao Zhan. They cheer in unison. Everyone knows there's another good show coming. Xie Yunshu spits out the unlit cigarette in his mouth and looks Yao Zhan up and down: Who the hell are you? Jiang Xingzhi, who shouldn't have been in Class Three, Grade Eleven in his previous life, suddenly transfers in. He's devastatingly handsome, outrageously cocky, and so rich it makes people see red. The whole class turns to look at Xie Yunshu. Everyone knows there's another, even better show coming. Underling: Brother Yun, this guy's an even bigger Bking than you. Xie Yunshu gives a dismissive laugh: He's just a sickly blind guy. Only Xie Yunshu knows that Jiang Xingzhi suffers from sudden attacks. In his previous life, Xie Yunshu once took Jiang Xingzhi to the hospital, but Jiang Xingzhi later mistook someone else for him. This time, Xie Yunshu won't stick his nose into other people's business. Day one: Jiang Xingzhi is lying by the side of the road on Xie Yunshu's way home. Xie Yunshu walks past without even glancing at him. Day two: Jiang Xingzhi is lying in the middle of the road on Xie Yunshu's way home. Xie Yunshu steps right over his head. Day three: Jiang Xingzhi is lying outside Xie Yunshu's front door. Xie Yunshu steps on his head... almost. Xie Yunshu crouches down: Bro, are you planning to squat here and claim this patch of land forever? Jiang Xingzhi shakily reaches out, his voice faint: Take me... to the hospital. In his previous life, the unlucky, poor, and doggedly persistent protagonist still ended up utterly defeated. After being reborn, he's domineering, cool, and adored by everyone. The gong comes with the labels of cold, domineering, and the center of the universe, but has no idea he's a devoted wife slave. The completed novel in the same series, Rebirth: The Battlefield of Two Scummy Gongs, is available in the author's collection. He Yan is reborn four years into the past. His ex-boyfriend Shen Qun and Zhou Yancheng, the lover he broke up with shortly before dying, are also reborn. With both men knowing everything that will happen over the next four years, they begin fighting over He Yan... In his previous life, He Yan himself spoiled both Shen Qun and Zhou Yancheng into the scumbags they became. Later, they were both reborn. The two scummy gongs fought like dogs, tearing each other to shreds. Theme: