Check out my upcoming novels! Upcoming Novel 1: After Failing to Make the Girl Group, I Became a Top-Tier Star
Upcoming Novel 2: I Became the Boss of the Disabled Emperor
Upcoming Novel 3: A Washed-Up Star Goes Viral on the Interstellar Web with Food Livestreams
Blurb:
Ye Dong transmigrates into a book. Before she binds to a System, she figures that with the original owner's labels of "wicked supporting female character," "good-for-nothing cultivator," "secretly practicing demonic arts," and "exiled to the Northern Wastes," she'll be doomed before chapter three.
After binding to the Gourmet Cultivation System, she's overjoyed! With her status as a top-tier food blogger, surely she can survive a few more chapters this time! Little does she know, she's the real clown here (insert doge meme).
[Beginner Mission: Make a dish and earn the praise of two cultivators. Time limit: 1 day. Reward: 100 spiritual energy points. Penalty: lightning strike.]
That's... all? So simple?
Ye Dong is confident: Fellow cultivators, want to try my boiled fish?
Who knew Cultivator A would refuse with righteous indignation: How can a cultivator waste time eating! I only eat fasting pills!
Cultivator B looks at the red chilies on the fish and shoves it away with disdain: You actually cooked with the "red peppers" we use to drive away insects? Disgusting! I absolutely won't eat it!
What a gap! I'm doomed!...
One day, someone discovers that the Great Luo Golden Immortal, the Crown Prince of the Demon Clan, and the Lord of the Demon Clan, sworn enemies for generations, have gathered in one place. Everyone thinks the world is about to be swept into a bloody storm, and panic spreads.
But in the blink of an eye, they find these mighty figures crammed into a tiny kitchen, washing vegetables, cleaning fish, and kneading dough in perfect harmony. They even look a little... obedient?
Ye Dong: "Are the beef balls pounded yet?"
"Almost!"
Wait! The one gazing at Ye Dong tenderly while pounding beef balls with a mallet... isn't that their lofty Lord of the Northern Darkness?
Upcoming Novel: After Failing to Make the Girl Group, I Became a Top-Tier Star
Long Qi is an art student who switched from oil painting to Chinese painting. Her classmates laugh at her for taking a perfectly good path and narrowing it, saying Chinese painting has no future.
She pretends not to hear them and focuses on improving her art. Someone suggests that she experience more of life so she can better express emotions in her paintings, so she signs with her uncle's talent agency, hoping to spend a few years acting.
Classmates: So Chinese painting really is too niche, and she's giving up!
Her uncle promptly packs her off to compete on a girl group survival show.
Mentor: Why did you decide to join the competition?
Long Qi: My boss says I'm not professionally trained and have no following, so I can't get acting roles. He told me to come here and get my face known first.
Audience: Another one who's using the show as a stepping stone! She doesn't love the stage at all! Get off the show!
During the initial evaluations, Long Qi amazes everyone with a powerful rap full of rhythm and authentic hip-hop style.
Long Qi: Sorry, I messed around with hip-hop with my friends for a few days during my rebellious phase. I'm rusty now.
Audience: Humblebragging at its finest! She's beautiful, has a great figure, and is talented! I'm joining the fan club!
Long Qi: I really just want to get my face known!
While the other contestants film personal vlogs showing off every skill they have, Long Qi makes a photography vlog. Her teammates are the stars, while she remains off camera except for her voice, doing the makeup and styling for the other contestants. Her work blends Eastern subtlety with Western boldness, giving the ordinary contestants a high-fashion look. Viewers say it's the first time they've noticed those teammates!
No wonder she's an art student! @Show staff, hand over the original footage!
A famous actress with a huge following tags her: When you get out, could you take a fashion shoot for me too?
Their group is suppressed by the show's favorites and given baffling outfits. Long Qi adds Chinese painting-inspired designs to the other contestants' faces and alters their outfits, putting her own spin on them. Their performance goes viral thanks to the styling.
Fans: Show staff, don't forget to pay the stylist!
An award-winning actress: Our studio has a styling project we'd like to discuss with you.
Long Qi holds onto a debut spot in every performance round, but during her semifinal speech, she suddenly says: I'll take the pass to the final, but my boss says my schedule is already full. I don't have time to debut, so please don't vote for me.
Fans: ...
After the show ends, Long Qi, who didn't debut, is busier than the girls who did.
She shoots fashion spreads for famous actresses, styles award-winning actresses, and takes acting roles herself.
You can always trust Long Qi's taste.
Her skill at blending Eastern and Western aesthetics quickly makes her a hot name in fashion. At every fashion gala, Long Qi is the biggest winner. The best looks are either her own or ones she created for others, and her fashion sense takes the world by storm.
Haters: Tch, another pretty face with no work to show for it.
Not long afterward, Long Qi's drama airs. She plays a minor role, but holds her own opposite veteran actors. Her gift for empathy brings viewers to tears.
Netizens: What kind of goddess is this? She's got a great figure, a beautiful face, good taste, and damn, she can act!
The classmates who used to mock her: Is your team hiring?
Long Qi wins that year's Best Newcomer in Acting award for the role.
An internationally renowned luxury brand immediately announces Long Qi as its brand ambassador.
Fashion insiders: The next top-tier star of fashion has arrived!
Long Qi's inner thoughts: Everything I do is to experience life better and improve my art. Did I become a top-tier star by accident?
(Blurb written on August 30, 2021, screenshot saved.)
Theme: Facing adversity with optimism.
This chapter... Em...
"Which" is a big thorn in the side of the author~ That
It's the system again... It's not over yet.
So, with this name, I still have to think of him as a bad guy.
Even now, I want to say to Alan: Climb for me! Oh, why does the heroine fall in love with him? Isn't it good to be friends?
"She used to" gave the author a lot of trouble~ him
Well, just throw away those rice? Can't you do something else?
I originally thought she was going to be a Buddha jumping over the wall. [The aroma of meat from the altar is floating around, and the Buddha is jumping over the wall after hearing that he has given up his Zen]
Cherish life and stay away from drugs
"A monthly income of 30,000+" is a big bug for the author~ Is it a daily income of 330,000+? 20000000÷60=333333.3333333333