I Bound Myself to a Chef System [Gourmet]

At first, after binding to the God of Cooking System, Shang Mian thought she could just lie flat and win.

But somehow, things didn't seem quite right...

Complete tomato and egg dish: Shang Mian thought it was a secret recipe, but in reality, the tomatoes were whole tomatoes and the eggs were whole eggs!

Surprise mung bean cake: Shang Mian thought it was a classic from the God of Cooking, but in reality, whole, crisp, raw mung beans were wrapped in layer upon layer of wheat flour!

Limitless spicy diced chicken: Shang Mian thought it was a treasured secret, but in reality, after the chicken and chilies were stir-fried together, the chicken was picked out!

Looking at the bizarre recipes, Shang Mian finally understood: Some God of Cooking Systems are divine, while others are just plain nuts!

Just as she was preparing to lie flat and take the ridicule, she discovered some strange orders had appeared on her Did You Eat? app...

One complete tomato and egg dish. Note: The eggs must be eggs, and the vegetables must be vegetables. If either one gets broken, my perfectionist Master will scold me. One bad review!

One surprise mung bean cake. Note: It must contain raw mung beans, raw and whole. My boyfriend's teeth have been growing like crazy lately. He needs his favorite mung bean grind!

One limitless spicy diced chicken. Note: After stir-frying, the chicken must be picked out. My spirit beast likes the flavor of meat but doesn't eat meat. If I find even one scrap, it's one bad review!

Shang Mian: I think I can do this after all!

God of Cooking System: I've got every bizarre menu you could want and every infamous dish you've ever heard of!

A dark-cuisine novel. Slow burn, focused on the career, with romance on the side.

One-on-one romance, both leads are each other's first and only partners, and there is a male lead.

Nearly every dish in this novel is dark cuisine. Dear readers, don't try making them on a whim or you might end up traumatized~

Anti-piracy rate: 70%, 24 hours.

Blurb screenshotted on Weibo, Jinjiang Qian Lailai (2021/6/7)

Upcoming novel: Starting with a Dairy Cow [Apocalypse]

An attack by a wave of light from another world turned the entire Blue Star into an Apocalypse survival zone!

Some people struck by the wave mutated into zombies, some awakened special abilities, and others couldn't withstand the energy and collapsed on the spot.

Some animals struck by the wave mutated into beasts, while others stayed the same but became incredibly strong. Some even turned into roast meat on the spot.

Every living thing on the Blue Star became terrifying, and survival grew extremely difficult for humanity!

Bai Niannian was abandoned by her family because of her frail constitution. As she hovered near death, the System that had been dormant for three years finally awakened.

And so, she started out with a dairy cow and had to drink milk to survive!

After she fought her way to a safe base, she went to register her ability. Everyone else had flashy abilities like spatial storage, teleportation, or mental attacks. At worst, they had strength abilities that let them lift a whole building with one hand.

When it was Bai Niannian's turn...

Registration clerk: Ability?

Bai Niannian: ...Producing milk?

Registration clerk: ?

Everyone else: ??

The powerful man who'd protected her all the way there: ???

Can't you also hatch eggs, produce honey, grow mushrooms, and shear wool?

Isn't listing just one ability a bit too little?

Bai Niannian: ...!!!

(A heroine who doesn't really want to die x a hero who doesn't really want to live)

Upcoming novel: Has the Little Parrot Transformed Today?

After cultivating for two hundred years, a little parrot finally became capable of transforming into human form. But a great demon from a nearby mountain was undergoing a tribulation, and the resulting lightning struck down her chance. She was also sucked into an unfamiliar man's phone and became his pet!

After getting over her initial panic, the little parrot realized that although her chance to transform was gone, inside this man's phone she could transform whenever she wanted and do whatever she pleased!

Little parrot: Wow, what a blessing in disguise!

Sun Jingbai, a big shot in the entertainment industry, had become deeply immersed in his role in a recent TV series and couldn't get out of character. His agent gave him a long vacation to rest and recover, and recommended several virtual pet games to help him relax.

At first, Sun Jingbai thought there was nothing fun about games. They were all just different ways of tricking you into spending money.

So he halfheartedly did the tasks, gave his little pet some cheap food and toys, and sent it to various free day camps.

Later, his little pet turned out to be so adorable. She had both a human form and an animal form, and the animal form was a cute little parrot.

After raising her for a while, Sun Jingbai finally got a taste of the joy of taking care of a little one!

Sun Jingbai: Isn't it just a matter of spending money? Leave it to me!

Later on, the little parrot finally managed to leave the phone, only to discover that the phone's owner was the great demon who had caused her chance to transform to be destroyed!

Little parrot: Sharpening my knife, sharpening my knife, sharpening my knife!

The setting is full of fictional details. If you spot a problem, please point it out gently. Love to all my little angels, mwah~

Theme: Love and good food are not to be neglected.