Blurb
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Whenever Meng Sangyu argues with Xie Xun and knows she's in the wrong but can't win the argument, she angrily draws all sorts of little scenes from her imagination in her sketchbook. Somehow, drawing them out always makes her feel better.
Then one day, her sketchbook was discovered.
Xie Xun lounged calmly on the sofa, flipping through it with undisguised appreciation. He even took the time to ask the miserable-looking person standing nearby, "Well, well, these little figures are drawn pretty nicely. What's going on with the one kneeling? Why is it tied up and getting whipped? What did it do?"
Meng Sangyu: "...Nothing. One of them is playing with a whip, and the one kneeling worships it, so it's kneeling."
Xie Xun turned another page and tutted again. "What's going on here? It just used its knees to check whether the durian was ripe, then we saw the one playing with the whip, and now it's getting beaten again? Poor thing."
Meng Sangyu: "...It's called performance art."
Xie Xun smiled faintly. "Then perhaps you can explain why all these people's names say Xie the Dog?"
Meng Sangyu: "..."
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The day her best friend got dumped, Meng Sangyu went over to keep her company. She listened to her recount their whole relationship, and in the end Meng Sangyu cried even harder than her friend. By the time she got home, her eyes were swollen.
Xie Xun asked what had happened. As she explained, tears began falling again, and she wailed indignantly, "Men are all good-for-nothings!"
"Scumbags!"
Xie Xun: "..."
She kept ranting to Xie Xun about the scumbag, until his head was throbbing. There was only one thought in his mind: Who the hell is this guy? I hope I never run into you, or I'll burn down your grave!
Meng Sangyu tugged at his sleeve. "Are you even listening? He's so awful!"
Realizing he was about to be dragged into this for no reason, Xie Xun acted at once and racked his brain to handwrite A Guide to Being Meng Sangyu's Boyfriend, demonstrating the very essence of a virtuous boyfriend.
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##Two elementary schoolers dating##
##Your boyfriend will personally guide you onto the expressway##
A gloomy girl with an unconventional way of thinking × a possessive young master who refuses to indulge her, but whose actions say otherwise
Theme: Love life
