Blurb:
Everyone says Yu Qingci and Gu Rongyu are a devoted couple.
When Yu Qingci is injured and hospitalized, her husband is the first to visit and take care of her.
Seeing Gu Rongyu, whom she hasn't seen for two months, Yu Qingci offers the dutiful greeting of a wife: "When did you get back? Not busy anymore?"
Gu Rongyu, who has been living at home for half a month: ...
Once she figures it out, Yu Qingci, caught in her own lie, goes quiet as a mouse.
Gu Rongyu leisurely peels a tangerine and asks with easygoing concern, "When did you get back? Not busy anymore?"
Yu Qingci, who's been roaming all over the world: ...
What a copycat :)
Mini-scene:
When Gu Rongyu tastes clumps of salt in the egg fried rice Yu Qingci made, he looks up at the woman sitting by the table, propping her head up and watching him expectantly. Then, without changing expression, he swallows and smiles. "Not bad. You've improved."
The woman's eyes light up. "Really?"
He takes a leisurely sip of water and raises an eyebrow. "Much better than your eggshell fried rice. It won't get stuck in your teeth or crunch when you bite it."
"..."
##A Guide to Becoming a Fake Couple##
##She's the exception, the special one, the one-in-a-million, the one he openly favors##
Ten-star mood-lifter x delightfully unconventional thought process
A warning before you read:
The heroine is very possessive. If that bothers you, read with caution.
Five-year age gap
Screenshot dated May 12, 2021
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Blurb
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Whenever Meng Sangyu argues with Xie Xun, and realizes she's in the wrong and can't win the argument, she angrily draws all kinds of imagined scenes in her sketchbook. Somehow, drawing them out helps her feel better.
Then one day, the sketchbook is discovered.
Xie Xun calmly leans back on the sofa and flips through it, clearly admiring the drawings. He even asks the dejected woman standing beside him, "Oh? These two little figures are drawn pretty well. What's with the one kneeling? It's tied up and being whipped. What did it do?"
Meng Sangyu: "...Nothing. One of them is wielding a whip, and the one kneeling admires it, so it knelt down."
Xie Xun turns another page and clicks his tongue again. "What's going on here? It just checked whether the durian was ripe with its knees, then watched the one wielding the whip. Why did it get beaten up again? Poor thing."
Meng Sangyu: "...It's called performance art."
Xie Xun gives her a knowing smile. "Then explain why all these people have 'Xie Ah Gou' written above them."
Meng Sangyu: "..."
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The day her best friend gets dumped, Meng Sangyu goes to keep her company. She listens to her friend recount their time together, and in the end, Meng Sangyu cries even harder than her friend. Her eyes are swollen by the time she gets home.
Xie Xun asks what happened, and the more she explains, the more she sobs, complaining through her tears, "Men are all terrible!"
"What a scumbag!"
Xie Xun: "..."
She keeps ranting to Xie Xun about the scumbag until his head aches. There's only one thought in his mind: Who the hell is this guy? I hope I never see you, or I'll light up your grave!
Meng Sangyu tugs at his sleeve. "Are you even listening? He's awful!"
Grinding his teeth, Xie Xun simply hauls her back to their room to settle the score for this mistaken accusation.
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Xie Xun has a bit of a temper, but he can lower his standards and become more patient for Meng Sangyu, again and again.
##Two elementary school kids in love##
##Your boyfriend will guide you onto the fast lane, one step at a time##
A gloomy girl with an unconventional way of thinking x a possessive young master who won't indulge her, but whose actions betray his true feelings
Theme: Love life, and love yourself even more.
Calling the author to update quickly, update quickly!!!
Damn, your writing style is really incomparable. Remember to update. I have been waiting for three years. I really like this book. I am so happy that I have saved more than ten chapters this time.
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Wow, so romantic. The author will update soon!
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The heroine is really cute
The female goose is really cute
Damn, don't forget that there are still people waiting for you to update. Woohoo.
Author, do you dare to add another chapter?