I Went Viral After My Green-Tea Act Backfired on a Dating Show

Coming soon: The Day After Our Breakup, I Replaced the Groom at the Wedding / What If My Childhood Friend Is a Scheming Green Tea? / I Traveled Back Eighteen Years to Join My Mom on a Dating Show with Her Ex Blurb: After waking up from a car accident, Wen Shiyu is bound to a melodrama System. A lifelong single, she must rack up enough drama points on an eight-day dating reality show to stay alive. As a veteran viewer of dating shows, she knows exactly what kind of persona stirs up the most drama. A shy, slow-to-warm-up innocent girl won't cut it. The only way is to play an assertive little green tea. So she practices a dazzling smile with a chopstick between her teeth, spends the night jotting down everything she remembers about green tea tactics in a little notebook, and sets off on her dating-show adventure. She tries every trick: covering her mouth as she laughs, playing with her hair, making casual physical contact. That night, she gets zero votes! Viewers: A green tea deserves zero votes! This is so satisfying. Our male contestants are amazing! They're all experts at spotting green teas! System: [Drama points are made up of discussion and votes from the male contestants. Today's target is 10. You currently have 4 points and one hour left. If you don't reach 10, you will die immediately.] Wen Shiyu: !!! I'm going to die! Why aren't these green tea tricks working?! She hurriedly digs out her notebook to study it, unaware that the cameras are recording the whole thing. Viewers: ??? Is she studying how to act like a green tea? Wen Shiyu puts her green tea tips into practice, repeatedly messing up, but then the System announces that she's completed today's mission! She thinks the green tea notebook did the trick, not realizing that her failed attempts at acting like a green tea have set the whole internet talking. The next day, she diligently keeps up her green tea act. Viewer 1: You can't just copy and paste the art of being a green tea, sweetheart! You're so silly! Viewer 2: My silly sweetheart, it's so dark. Who can even see your pretty shoulders? Viewer 3: I can't watch. Our silly beauty's about to make another painfully clumsy move! Viewer 4: ?! Why is Gu Sihang blushing? Viewer 5: Go, sweetheart! Gu Sihang has fallen for it! Coming soon: The Day After Our Breakup, I Replaced the Groom at the Wedding. Visit the author's page to see it. Please add it to your favorites~ Ying Qie and Lu Fengzhou planned to end their nine-year relationship on their anniversary by registering their marriage that day and holding the wedding the next. She'd been carefully preparing for it for six months, but plans never keep up with changes. All their mutual friends who received invitations couldn't help congratulating Ying Qie. After nine years of chasing him, she had finally gotten what she wanted. But who could have guessed that Lu Fengzhou's first love would suddenly become famous across the country, and join him on the same variety show, sparking rumors about them almost immediately? Lu Fengzhou said, "The rumors are just a win-win collaboration. Don't overthink it." Her fiance was rumored to be someone else's boyfriend, and she wasn't allowed to overthink it. He cut her from his team so he could work with his first love, and she wasn't allowed to overthink it. His first love answered his phone in the early hours of the morning, saying he was in the shower, and she wasn't allowed to overthink it. But she finally gave up on him. The day before the wedding, she said, "Lu Fengzhou, let's break up." That morning, paparazzi photographed Lu Fengzhou leaving his first love's front door. Unable to get through to Ying Qie, Lu Fengzhou sent her a message: [There's nothing going on between us. Don't be mad. See you at the Civil Affairs Bureau at ten.] [Message sent, but rejected by the recipient.] After learning that she had blocked him, Lu Fengzhou waited two hours for Ying Qie at the Civil Affairs Bureau. Finally, he couldn't take it anymore and called Ying Qie's best friend: "What is Qie doing?" Looking at Ying Qie and Chen Xueyan, a stunningly well-matched couple, her friend couldn't resist stirring things up. "Oh, she's a very busy woman. She's getting married, after all." The wedding was tomorrow, and she'd switched to a new groom at the last minute today. They still had to take new wedding photos, so of course she was busy. On the day of the wedding, the hotel turned Lu Fengzhou away. He opened the video his best friend had sent him. A little girl pointed at Ying Qie's name on the welcome poster. "Mommy, the bride's name has the same Qie as eggplant." A man's voice replied, "No, Ying Qie's Qie is the Qie in cigar." Lu Fengzhou stared intently at Chen Xueyan on the poster, transported back ten years in an instant. Chen Xueyan had introduced Ying Qie to him the same way. Chen Xueyan's Xue, and the Qie in cigar. She'd told him to remember and not mispronounce it. Lu Fengzhou hadn't listened. Coming soon: What If My Childhood Friend Is a Scheming Green Tea? Visit the author's page to see it. Please add it to your favorites~ I have to break them up. After waking from a painfully suffocating dream, this was the only thought in Fu You's mind. He might hate his childhood friend Zhu Shilv, but she didn't deserve this. How did falling in love lead to skipping class, fighting, going to bars, ending up at the police station, and even dropping out of school? Fu You thought that since he hated Zhu Shilv so much, watching her go from "the perfect child everyone wanted" to a "troubled girl" would make him a little happy. But seeing her fall so far in his dream only made him so angry that he woke up. Fu You looked at Zhu Shilv, who had fainted from hunger. He was furious. "I eat just half an egg white more than you, and you snatch an entire yolk from me. Now you're saving your own meal money to give it all to someone else? Since when were you so generous?" Zhu Shilv: "Fu, do I need to remind you that we've been sworn enemies for three months?" Fu You wouldn't listen. "Starting today, you have to eat with me every day, or I'll tell your parents." The result: Fu You joined them, and the three ate together. Fu You took Zhu Shilv away from the police station. His eyes red with anger, he said, "Are you the kind of person who should be dragged in for questioning here? I should let my mom, who never stops praising you, see that even a model student goes to bars with people! And you almost got..." Zhu Shilv: "Fu You, are you crying?" Fu You wouldn't listen. "Can you stop going to and from school alone with him? Otherwise, I'll tell your parents." The result: Fu You joined them, and the three went to and from school together. Fu You saw with his own eyes as Zhu Shilv shoved Lu Anyuan out of danger, taking a slash to the arm that left blood pooling on the ground. His eyes grew wet with anger. "Why would you take a hit for him? When we were bullied as kids, my mom told me to protect you, and you never got hurt once. Now you're bleeding so much for someone else! I didn't know you were so... in love with him." Zhu Shilv: "A You, why are you crying again?" Fu You wouldn't listen. "You can't take a knife for him again, or I'll..." Zhu Shilv wiped his tears with her fingertip. "Okay." Fu You: "!" Threatening to tell her parents didn't work, but Fu You discovered his tears did. Whenever he cried in front of Zhu Shilv, she always softened. When he said through his tears that he regretted not studying harder, she changed her date plans and took him and Lu Anyuan to the library. When he said through his tears that he was afraid of the dark and thunder during a blackout, she stayed to keep him company instead of going out in the middle of the night to meet Lu Anyuan after work. When he said through his tears that she was pursuing Lu Anyuan so pitifully that she might as well date him instead, Zhu Shilv said, "What did you say?" Fu You deliberately let tears well in his eyes, leaned closer, and gazed at her pitifully. "Wouldn't it be okay to date me?" He stared hopefully into Zhu Shilv's eyes, never noticing the slight curve of her lips. "Okay." Fu You, who understood nothing: My tears really are useful. Coming soon: The Spoiled Heiress Wakes Up Ten Years in the Future. Visit the author's page to see it. Please add it to your favorites~ When she opened her eyes, Yun Ye found that she and her nemesis, Lu Jingchu, had traveled ten years into the future. Yun Ye glanced at his chest, then immediately turned away. She messaged her best friend: This is terrifying. I just had a completely naked encounter with Lu the Dog (in swimsuits). Best friend: Is your married couple's bedroom talk something I get to hear for free? Yun Ye: ??? What are you talking about? Married? Babe, how many dishes have you had to drink this much? Her best friend immediately sent her a screenshot of Lu Jingchu's social media post: Yun Ye and Lu Jingchu's marriage certificate. Yun Ye: ...Wait, how did I end up like this? Did the Yun family go bankrupt? Best friend: No, you just became a fake heiress from a rich family a month ago. Yun Ye: ... A seventeen-year-old high schooler stumbling into the adult world at twenty-seven was like a lamb in a tiger's den. To keep their secret, the two enemies agreed to work together. They would put up with each other for a year, then divorce, split the money, and go their separate ways. On a couples' variety show, as they watched other couples feed each other, they appeared loving and close, while Yun Ye tiptoed to whisper devilishly in his ear: Your first love and your best buddy are so lovey-dovey. You never imagined this would happen back in high school, did you? Lu Jingchu: ... At a family gathering, as everyone watched Yun Ye's new drama, they appeared loving and close, while Lu Jingchu leaned in and chuckled by her ear: Great acting. You've captured the spoiled brat and childish brat traits almost perfectly, just like when you said you were in a bad mood because the leaves had turned yellow and challenged me to a fight in high school. Yun Ye: ... Yun Ye: He called me a spoiled brat and a childish brat. Who could put up with that? Divorce, divorce! Lu Jingchu's gaze deepened. "No divorce. I can put up with you being in love with someone else for over a decade, so you can... put up with this a little longer." *The supposed first love is not real. They are each other's first love. *The story features fake and real heiresses. The real heiress is not villainized. Theme: Be true to yourself