Ongoing: The blurb for *I Went Viral After My Fake Green Tea Persona Backfired on a Dating Show* is below. Please add it to your collection!
[Reading note: The leads swap bodies in Chapter 36]
Sheng Jiayun absolutely despises Liu Cheng.
The day Liu Cheng came to her home to recuperate from his injuries, her brother dragged her back home, and she missed her chance to meet her beloved. She never expected that instead of receiving a reply from him, she would hear that his friend had died saving someone.
Liu Cheng went to pay his respects, and she followed, but still didn't get to see her beloved. She failed to climb over a wall on New Year's Eve, then failed to climb a tree during the Lantern Festival. Her longing to see Xiao Zhu kept her trying again and again, until she began to suspect that Xiao Zhu was the one who had died saving someone. Then she no longer wanted to see him.
But cruel Fate still forced her to witness the truth with her own eyes.
In the pouring rain, Liu Cheng carried Sheng Jiayun on his back as she sat collapsed before Xiao Zhu's gravestone, sobbing uncontrollably.
He stayed with her and tried to drown her sorrows with alcohol. They both got hopelessly drunk, and when they woke the next day, they discovered that they had switched bodies. According to what they read in a book, physical contact let them briefly switch back.
So they went from hooking little fingers to clasping hands, then embracing... As the body swaps continued, Sheng Jiayun began to feel that something was very off about Liu Cheng.
Why would a highly skilled general ask her to teach him swordsmanship? Why had someone continued the letter Xiao Zhu never finished? Why were there so many traces of Xiao Zhu on Liu Cheng?!
If she could switch souls with Liu Cheng, why couldn't Xiao Zhu switch souls with him too?
Thinking of her beloved, whom she'd longed for day and night, watching her act like a fool from inside Liu Cheng's body, Sheng Jiayun was so mortified that she fled overnight on a donkey.
A lovable heroine who considers herself clever but is clumsy at love X a hero who seems like snow atop a mountain, but is secretly a little schemer
An alternate universe. Please don't nitpick the details.
Ongoing: *I Went Viral After My Fake Green Tea Persona Backfired on a Dating Show* (A lifelong singleton pretends to be a dating expert, then spectacularly fails)
After waking up from a car accident, Wen Shiyu is bound to a melodrama System. A lifelong singleton, she has to rack up enough melodrama points on an eight-day romantic reality show to survive.
As a veteran of dating shows, she knows exactly what kind of persona will stir up the most drama. A shy, slow-to-warm-up innocent type won't cut it. The way to go is to take the initiative and act like a scheming little green tea. So she practices a gorgeous smile with a pair of chopsticks between her teeth, scribbles every green-tea tip she can remember into a notebook overnight, and begins her dating-show journey.
She covers her mouth as she laughs, tosses her hair, and makes casual skin-to-skin contact, using every trick in the book. That night, she gets zero votes!
Viewers: Serves her right for acting like a green tea! Zero votes! This is so satisfying, our male contestants are the best! They can all spot a fake!
System: [Today's melodrama score target is 10, based on discussion and votes from the male contestants. Current score: 2. Two hours remain. If you don't reach 10, you will die immediately.]
Wen Shiyu: !!! I'm going to die! Why aren't these green-tea tips working?!
She immediately pulls out her notebook to study it, unaware that the cameras are filming her.
Viewers: ??? Is she studying how to act like a green tea?
Wen Shiyu follows the green-tea tips, repeatedly botching them, but then the System announces that she has completed today's mission!
She thinks the green-tea notebook did the trick, not realizing that her failed act has become a hot topic all over the internet.
The next day, she diligently keeps playing the green tea.
Viewer 1: You can't just copy green-tea tricks! Our girl is such a klutz!
Viewer 2: My adorable dummy, you're dressed so darkly that nobody can even see your bare shoulder!
Viewer 3: I can't watch! Our beautiful idiot is about to make another clumsy attempt at flirting!
Viewer 4: ?! Why is Gu Sihang blushing?
Viewer 5: Our girl is amazing! Gu Sihang fell for it!
Theme: May those with secret crushes end up with the ones they love
The article is too long, I have no patience, the little general is really dead (?)
Looking forward to another green tea article
When will the green tea article be published? It seems very interesting!
Big. When will the green tea article come? I really want to read it. When I read the text, I thought it was something I would like very much.
I understand the text, it means the little general is dead
It feels too fast in the back. Haven't had enough sugar yet. It's over. Woohoo. .
The writing atmosphere is really good, why is it half price? My wife will definitely get better and better in the future.
May I ask when the green tea book will be updated?
Happy New Year and happy birthday to the author~
Why don't you write some post-marriage extras for the male and female protagonists~ It's really good!