[Next up: I Use Non-Action to Transform and Play the Villain → The Villain Organization Is Full of My Secret Identities, No CP]
Di Lu is a monster.
She has no common sense and practically no memories. Her only desire is to eat. She needs to eat well and feel full if she wants to grow up healthy.
Born to eat, and willing to die for it.
So here’s the problem: how can a monster who remembers nothing survive in dangerous Yokohama and avoid the miserable fate of living on the streets and eventually starving to death?
Di Lu is bewildered. Di Lu is trembling. Di Lu only knows that a monster on an empty stomach can’t even beat a goose.
With no time to lose, Di Lu can only cling to the leg of a big brother who looks easy to fool and forcibly throw herself at him before he can react.
“Please let me eat you.”
Osamu Dazai, who just happened to be passing by and was very easy to fool: ?
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Di Lu is a monster who feeds on the feelings of a particular person. Feelings only count if they’re said out loud.
She’s young, still growing, and has a huge appetite. Her daily routine is to cling to her personal food bowl and whisper sweet nothings to him.
Di Lu (expressionless): Say you love me.
Osamu Dazai smiles.
Di Lu: Say you like me.
Osamu Dazai shakes his head.
Di Lu: Hurry up, I’m starving. Say you hate me, loathe me, want to hit me, anything! Say you never want to see me again! You’re such a little minx! I’ll only feel sorry for you, big brother! If you’re going to seek thrills, you have to go all the way!
Osamu Dazai: ...Where did you learn all this?
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Reader’s Guide:
1. There are way too many liberties taken with canon. Way, way, way too many. Any OOC is on me; all glory to the original work.
2. The pairing is Boss Dazai. The protagonist isn’t just not human, she’s also an idiot.
3. Mostly Bungou Stray Dogs, with Jujutsu Kaisen coming in later.
4. A medium-length, everyday-life fluffy romance.
5. Plot idea backed up on 2021/5/30
[Recommending my friend’s stories]
[Derivative, No Romance: Protect Your Villain Secret Identities and Survive, by Ning Meng Peng Qi Shui: What do you do when you have a ton of villain secret identities? Just do your best to survive in front of the protagonist.]
[Two Male Leads: I Have an Infinite City, by Ban Zao Fang Tang: Kick the romance route to the curb and become the city lord yourself. Romance would slow down my startup.]
[Two Male Leads: I Joined the Scriptwriting Group, by Chun Jiu: I’m an entire organization all by myself x]
Theme: Love can break through every constraint
Ah, I had this idea, and I was very happy when someone wrote it. It is: Dazai picked up a cat one day and got stuck to it for no reason. It would make trouble to make him happy, and it would also do things to make him angry for no reason. It would chase him along the river when he entered the water, and then at a certain moment, it would pull him to the shore. It is a curse that many people have placed on Osamu Dazai, cursing him to live a long life and be happy throughout his life.
I like this ending. The open ending always allows people to imagine various endings. Will it succeed, will it fail, or will the two of them go up together? Phew, a joke from hell.
Make a damn friend, why can't I just go to the Civil Affairs Bureau if I want to?
Coming back after a long separation is like saying goodbye, so cruel QAQ
Hahahahaha, Rambo's help should not be in terms of combat power, but in terms of emotion (laughs:-D)
It's so cruel, oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Don't look up... Wuwuwu, my defense is broken. Wuwuwu, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow - cry well, love it so much
Ohgiro, who was born for Dazai, is so good. Fortunately, there is a double arrow between these two people. I hope my wife will never cut off Ogiro's cuteness.
If line... Ogiro swallowed a big knife in tears and then kicked over the boss's script?
It's Happy Home, and the good guy Da Zai just got up and took a big knife. Is this progress going to be something similar to cause and effect? Won't Fumino's memory of Oguru gradually fade away? (Alert)