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Yan Yin is the junior sister of the Hehuan Sect.
Before she went down the mountain, her senior sister told her earnestly, "There are three kinds of men our sect must never get involved with."
First, men whose cultivation is too high.
You can't beat them, and you can't get away from them.
Second, sword cultivators.
They're petty and hold grudges.
Third, men with complicated backgrounds.
A tragic love life, deep-seated hatred, and all that... Nothing good comes of it.
Yan Yin took her senior sister's advice to heart. She found a man who was quiet and easygoing, didn't use a sword, had a simple social circle, and whose cultivation was exactly two minor stages higher than hers. He fit her senior sister's instructions perfectly.
Yan Yin was very pleased.
So, in the spirit of sharing good fortune, after she was done with him, Yan Yin earnestly asked if she could introduce him to her senior sisters. Everyone needed a perfect subject for practical study and material for their reports.
His face turned green.
Yan Yin: ?
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The sword cultivator Ming Huaichuan was a heaven-blessed genius, a prodigy among the young. One day, disaster struck his family, and he went up the mountain with his sword and slaughtered his enemies to the last man.
Then he transmigrated.
He had returned to a thousand years in the past, to a time when even his enemies had not yet been born.
Ming Huaichuan spent his days with nothing to do until he met a bright-eyed, sweet-faced girl. She looked up at him with big, pitiful eyes and asked if he could help her finish the homework her senior sister had assigned.
His heart softened, and he agreed.
Who knew that half an hour later, he would realize... Hold on, how is this your homework?!
He couldn't understand Yan Yin's methods.
Ming Huaichuan: Why do you need someone else to do your homework?
Ming Huaichuan: Why can't you just keep asking me to do it?
Ming Huaichuan: This is ridiculous. Why do I have to fight you before we can do your homework? What do you mean, you need to check whether my cultivation meets the standards for your research material?
Is there something wrong with everyone in the Hehuan Sect?
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Her senior sister had been terribly worried lately.
The new junior sister had few family ties, as if she had sprung from a stone. Supposedly, she had only one relative, whom she could never see again. Her senior sister felt sorry for her, but couldn't understand why the girl had taken leave of her senses and chosen a sword cultivator as her homework subject.
The man had an extremely high level of cultivation, held grudges, and was full of tricks. He was a master of making trouble and refusing to take no for an answer, practically dancing across every one of the sect's danger zones.
She urged her junior sister again and again to think it over.
She pointed out that the girl had no family or friends. If the sword cultivator kidnapped her and locked her away in some dark room, no one in the entire sect would be able to save her.
The junior sister shook her head and refused to listen.
Until the day the Demon Venerable bent the world's barriers to his will and swept in from beyond the void, leading an army of tens of thousands of demons...
The junior sister patted Ming Huaichuan on the shoulder and said, "Go on."
She pointed at the furious, vicious Demon Venerable, who looked ready to chop Ming Huaichuan into eight pieces.
She said, "Let me introduce you. That's my older brother."
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*A cozy, everyday-life sweet treat. A socially awkward junior sister from the Hehuan Sect who only wants to do her homework x a competitive, possessive, tsundere sword cultivator
*The heroine has an unusual understanding of the world. The romance is one-on-one, but she has an unrequited admirer.
*Cultivation stages: Qi Refining -> Foundation Establishment -> Golden Core -> Nascent Soul -> Deity Transformation -> Great Ascension
*Written in plain, simple language throughout. If that's not your thing, please don't read.
[Next novel: My Disciple Was Snatched by Monsters Again]
When Hong Jian was sixteen, ignorant villagers tied her up and took her to the mountain as a sacrifice to the mountain god.
She never saw the mountain god, but she did find a pile of candy beans.
Starving, Hong Jian ate the candy beans and suddenly attained enlightenment. She realized that her world was a story, and she was its protagonist: the kind who could find an unparalleled manual after falling off a cliff, score a priceless treasure at an auction, and seem utterly ordinary until she shone at a crucial moment.
In the future, she would slay demons, uphold justice, ascend to the upper realm, and reach the pinnacle of life!
So she was the legendary Dragon! Proud! Heaven!
Woohoo, time to take off!
How could a champion of justice fail to fight against her fate as a sacrificial offering?
So, the very first moment the mountain god appeared, Hong Jian charged forward with a righteous look on her face, holding a precious sword (a stick) and wearing a crown (a wreath of grass). "Take this, demon! Taste my little Hong's sword!"
The mountain god: ?
What was going on? Who was this?
Where was the pill he'd just refined???
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Guanshanglan, the mountain god, was a reclusive powerhouse. He enjoyed putting on a show of his greatness, then waving a hand and leaving without a trace, giving the world countless legends to tell.
Recently, he took on a new disciple named Hong Jian.
His disciple was adorable, talented, and full of energy. There was just one problem: the pills had fried her brain. She thought she was the protagonist of a story, and spent all day dreaming about slaying demons or hunting for treasure and fighting for glory.
More importantly...
Rumors could be dangerous. The legends he'd left behind seemed to have given his disciple a serious misunderstanding of him.
The first time, ignorant villagers offered Hong Jian to him as food.
Hong Jian: Are you a monster?
The second time, ignorant heretics offered Hong Jian to him as a human sacrifice after she went to save someone.
Hong Jian: Master, are you a demonic cultivator?
The third time, Hong Jian took the place of a kidnapped girl and was sent to him again as the River God's bride.
After a moment's hesitation, Hong Jian said with conviction, "Master, you really are an evil god, aren't you?"
"..."
Guanshanglan held his forehead as he looked at his precious disciple, dressed as a bride in a phoenix crown and red wedding robes.
First of all, he wasn't an evil god.
Second of all, why was it you?
Why was it you again??
Why is it always you?!
*A master who loves showing off x a chuunibyou disciple who thinks she's the heroine of an epic tale
Theme: Only love and courage can help us persevere in something for the long haul
I've only finished one column. I don't know how to write this one anymore. I don't want it 😭
The male protagonist is really miserable! Falling in love is wishful thinking, but that's okay! Take advantage of your swordsmanship skills! Stalker!
The female protagonist is so cute hhhhh I feel like she has some understanding of the nature of the assignment but not much. The male protagonist was confused by her cute attitude and then came to his senses and realized that he had agreed to something incredible (
Is Baby Baby [covering face and peeking] still updated?
Hahahahahaha they are all so cute
Are you sure it's not Yanyin's request that makes your heart beat? [Dog's head holding a rose in its mouth]
Is this good guy specifically targeting these two people? Hhhhh
Hahahahahahaha The male protagonist has a preliminary understanding of the female protagonist's preferences: he is not interested in his body, but he likes his heart (
Good guy, is it because the junior sister found a partner and everyone came to see it? Hhhhh
Hhhhh Brother Qiu hasn't realized that we need to be very straight when getting along with our Yanyin.