The Big Shot from the Immortal Sect Is Actually My Ex

In between cultivating, Cheng Yunzh brought home a lover.

As a face-con, Cheng Yunzh loved his lover's cool, aloof demeanor. He was unmoved by worldly things, but when Cheng Yunzh would rub his fingers, entwine their hands, and teasingly call him "husband"...

His lover's ears would turn red without him realizing it.

So cute.

Then his lover would lower his eyes, hold him in his arms, comb and tie up his hair, and softly coax him.

Being able to have such a tender romance was practically Cheng Yunzh's dream in life!

But right when things were sweetest, his lover showed his nasty temper.

His lover said: You're not allowed to eat this.

His lover said: You're not allowed to look at that man.

His lover said: You can't accept things from him. If you want something, I'll give it to you.

Cheng Yunzh: ???

So that sweet, gentle act was all fake?

Since when has Cheng Yunzh ever let anyone tell him what he can and can't do?

This relationship is over!

He wanted to break up, but his lover refused no matter what. So Cheng Yunzh decided to run away and break up unilaterally.

He changed his appearance and joined Xuantian Sect, the greatest sect in the cultivation world.

Face-con Cheng Yunzh soon found his next target: the handsome chief disciple of the inner sect.

He followed him into the inner sect, but when it was time to bow to his master, he looked up and saw his ex, the current immortal sect big shot Gu Yan, sitting in the highest seat and gazing down at him.

Cheng Yunzh: Oh, no.

Can someone help me out? Does a one-sided breakup count as a breakup?

The immortal sect big shot Gu Yan was the immortal lord admired by countless cultivators.

He was handsome and powerful. With a single stroke of his ridged sword, he could cut through the fourteen isles, and the clouds in the heavens would part for him. Dressed in white with a silver crown, he was so cool and aloof that he seemed no creature of the mortal world.

At the apprenticeship ceremony, in front of everyone, he spoke with profound meaning:

I have a betrothed cultivation partner...

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Xie Jianxun was a young master raised in luxury. His expensive wrist-mounted computer was full of zeros.

He had two older brothers and a father, and grew up surrounded by their love.

But his father and brothers were busy all year round, and only his handsome, almost inhuman android butler looked after him.

In every way, with the utmost care.

The butler's greatest pleasure was keeping his young master under his watchful eye, surrounding him with the softest clouds and fur, while forbidding him from touching anything considered "dangerous."

The butler called it "the rules."

But Xie Jianxun thought people were alive and rules were dead. What was wrong with letting him breathe a little?

Besides, that man's heart was made of iron. It wasn't surprising at all.

That was until two weeks ago, when his cold, handsome, extremely controlling butler discovered that he was dating someone.

And it was an online relationship.

The cold android pulled out his internet cable on the spot.

The butler told him he was too young, then pulled an artificial heart from his chest and tried to propose with an android's version of romance. Finally, he declared that his brain wasn't malfunctioning.

Xie Jianxun: "..." Yeah, right. I totally believe you!

He scrambled out of the house and ran away in the middle of the night.

Behind him, several figures looked up, their eyes lighting with streams of crimson data.

His butler, the omnipotent AI android, was actually the central mainframe that had controlled the Federation for hundreds of years, revered by hundreds of millions of Federation citizens as the "Chief."

But his young master knew nothing.

The young master only wanted to roam the world and flee for his life.

He traveled with mechanical puppets through vast, abandoned ruins and witnessed a city rise and crumble. He once leaped into the sky on an angel's back, only to come face-to-face with a magnificent, immense aerial fortress among the clouds. He even held a dwarf's hand as they watched a mechanical giant being assembled underground.

He lay on the soft bed in front of the porthole, counting his crimes on his fingers.

"I'm not allowed to do anything too strenuous, touch kitchen knives, stand too close and talk to the gardener while he's mowing the lawn, or skip three steps at a time..."

Xie Jianxun said gloomily, "Is this a butler? This is my dad!"

An angel wrapped its arms around him from behind, enclosing him completely in its enormous, heavy wings.

It put on an act and said, "Darling, I'm not like him."

For example, it could bend down and truly tuck its treasure against its heart.

The man who couldn't hold on to him would be replaced by it.

Only in the end did Xie Jianxun learn that, from beginning to end, it had been the same person silently confessing his love to him.

"He's the little lucky star I wanted but could never have."

Xie Jianxun: "..."

So it was the same damn thing from the same mainframe.

I'm exhausted.

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