(Writing weird stuff for the group chat that can pass review.)
(P.S. The comments below are all from that Douluo story. For some reason, they've ended up like this.)
Synopsis:
I thought Gu was already invincible, but the people in the group are even more talented.
I'm so sad that I'm not as good as everyone else at being absurd.
Everyone, I'm logging off now. Actually, nobody in this world cares about me. I admit I'm a little sad, but it doesn't matter, because I'll be back after class.
Why aren't you replying? It's so quiet. I thought we'd always have something to talk about.
When you were ignoring me, who were you warming up instead?
Looks like I've fallen into life's trap. How wonderful. Turns out I'm hanging myself, but the rope's a little itchy. Never mind.
Why don't you like me? Is it because I'm not a good husband, a good father, or a good son?
So what? I'm a lady.
Back up! All of you, back up!
Back!
Further!
Don't mind me, keep backing up!
Back!
All right, go to the courier station next door and pick up a package for me. Thanks.
Theme: It sounds ridiculous, but it's pretty normal in this group.
When will you show me the profile of Conan? I really want to think about it (hiss, hiss)
Yo, I'm here to pick you up and get you back on track with society! :-D
When I see buying melons, I think of Huaqiang buying melons (bushi) After watching 1v1 in Jinjiang for a long time, I suddenly felt a little uncomfortable when I saw the harem. I obviously watched too many harems during the time of Thorns, Hedgehogs, and Cats. Why did I feel so uncomfortable? (Looking up to the sky) This is not a small change! I remember I read and left a comment when you wrote over 100,000 words. Is this a new update? (I changed my account number, so I don't know who I am.) I don't know if there is still Cheche on Weibo from very early on. I saw it a long time ago.
I'm inexplicably worried about Gugu's mental state (I'm going to take the entrance examination this year, and I've stayed up late every day without observing Gugu, and I suddenly feel guilty⊙?⊙!)
I was looking through the bookshelf today and found a book like this from the bottom of the bookshelf. I don't know what it is for. What on earth is this? What is it used for? Meditationjpg
Dad, you're finally out, that's great
Who has a portrait of a dilapidated house? (Slapping the table)
I suddenly remembered that there was a segment last night Lu Shuang: Let Xiao Ming switch shifts with Li Hua. Xiao Ming will help Li Hua write letters. Gugu: Was that written by Li Hua? I clearly wrote it for him! (Slapping the table)
(Square dance) (Twist left and right)
The Bureau's Biggest Victim: Women's Clothes in the Trash Can