The ending of the main text was modified during the serialization period, and all readers of the original version know it.
[Advance collection of "His Majesty the Emperor, Our Family is Coming"]
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Characters of this article:
The heroine is a true playboy who cheats by eating, drinking, having fun, and is not truthful, kind, and beautiful.
The male protagonist is a general who only seeks victory through life and death, and he is not a messenger of justice.
Not a perfect character, I hope everyone knows.
Copywriting of this article:
Before Cui Jiarou ran away from marriage, she went to the eminent monk to ask a question: "Which of the four directions, southeast, northwest, is the most auspicious place?"
The eminent monk counted with his fingers: "The west is the most auspicious."
Satisfied, she dropped the reward and left.
A donkey rode to the Western Regions, and on the first day after entering the city, he formed an alliance with Xue Lang, the protector of Anxi.
She praised him for his unparalleled handsomeness.
He wants to eat her precious ass.
She disguised herself as a man and remained anonymous.
He captured her all over the city and wanted to take her back to Chang'an.
Damn it, the evil monk misled her!
When they first met, she didn't know that he hated cut sleeves so much.
After I found out, every time I saw him, I would open my starry eyes and act like I was obsessed:
"General Xue's dragon, Zhang, and phoenix looks like the bright moon in the sky. It really makes my heart move. It's a lonely cold night, can I warm your bed?"
Diaphragm should not kill him!
As expected, Xue Lang Hui Hui's face was gloomy, his knuckled hands clenched the hilt of the sword, and he tried not to chop her: "Get out."
Cui Jiarou laughed and laughed and retired, and she would dare to do it next time.
Until one day, he annoyed her again, and she leaned against him again, breathing like orchid into his ear: "General Xue, you are exposed to the cold even more, it's time to rest..."
"Okay," he agreed for the first time, his tall figure shrouding her in darkness, "To your place or my tent? Or at your place in the first half of the night and in my tent in the second half of the night?"
Cui Jiarou: "..."
Small theater:
After falling in love with the last man, Xue Lang, who had always disliked broken sleeves, tossed and turned, and his belt became wider and wider.
Finally, he gritted his teeth and decided to accept his fate.
In the gentle breeze and drizzle, Xue Lang was writing a letter home by the window.
"My son is at the border, and his life and death are uncertain. I don't want to delay the woman next to him. I will never discuss marriage with anyone again in this life.
If a mother covets the pleasure of having children and grandchildren around her knees, she can adopt two children from a poor family in the clan..."
When I put my pen down and raised my head, a handsome young man appeared under a tree outside the window.
The young man has slim shoulders and a slim waist.
After a moment of laziness, a ball of cloth suddenly appeared on his feet, and his chest instantly swelled...
The young man was shocked, grabbed the cloth belt and disappeared out of the window.
When he appeared again, his chest had returned to flatness.
He first glanced around furtively a few times, making sure that no one had seen the scene just now, and then walked along in a cool gesture while waving his paper fan.
"General, you are so elegant. Are you practicing your calligraphy?"
The warmth in Xue Lang's eyes gradually turned cold, and he sneered and crushed the family letter into a ball of paper.
With more force, even the paper ball turned into powder.
P. S.
The heroine is a true playboy who cheats by eating, drinking, having fun, and is not truthful, kind, and beautiful.
The male protagonist is a general who only seeks victory through life and death, and he is not a messenger of justice.
There are no perfect characters here.
#Disguised as a man, HE#
The titles, official positions, etc. In the article will be slightly modified based on the Tang Dynasty.
——Copy of the pre-released article "His Majesty the Emperor, Our Family is Coming" ——
Female protagonist:
Before entering the palace, Qiu Kui thought she would be assigned to the imperial dining room.
Unexpectedly, on the day of entering the palace, there happened to be some chaos in the palace.
In a daze, she was put on a eunuch uniform and pushed in front of the regent.
The regent opened her mouth and stuffed a pill into her, with a sinister look on his face, "Serve your majesty well and let your penis grow back. If he does anything strange, you have to send me a message. Do you understand?"
Okra's legs were shaking like chaff.
What medicine?
What, Your Majesty?
What message?
Didn't the old eunuch who took her money promise to let her into the imperial dining room?
She was brought before the puppet emperor,
The skinny emperor never looked at her.
He was drinking the decoction, and she was standing under the tree.
He was sleeping and she was standing under the tree.
He was teasing Brother Myna, and she was standing under the tree.
I'm not afraid of being tired. I'm just worried about something growing on her body all day long.
Until one day, she dragged her legs, which were sore from standing, back to her room, and cooked herself some food on the small red clay stove.
A cold question suddenly came from behind:
"What are you doing?"
"Yes... Yes, hot and sour noodles."
So, she looked at the emperor standing by the small stove, holding a bowl and finishing the last powder, and fell into deep thought.
The eunuch Xiao Qiuzi, who had always been neglected, suddenly one day became the most popular dianshan eunuch around the emperor.
Once she accidentally injured her hand and was unable to make fried red bean cake that day.
The emperor said with a straight face: "I order you not to accidentally injure your hand from now on."
Immediately, an order from the imperial doctor came to treat her hand.
It's okay as long as it doesn't hurt your hands.
However, Your Majesty, Your Majesty, only chooses to bathe in the water when your servants are present.
With a smile on his lips and a springy look on his face,
However, there really isn't anything growing on the slave's body!
What can we do?
Still,
Run away.
Male protagonist:
The late emperor died young, and the regent had exclusive power. The young emperor was weak, so he pretended to be ill to avoid his influence.
The outside world saw that he was lying on the sickbed and was very thin, and there were rumors that he would die in the near future.
Suddenly one day came a handsome little eunuch who could make a pot of delicious food from just brown rice and thick noodles.
The emperor couldn't help it, so he ate out his armored breasts, eight-pack muscles, and waistcoat lines...
No matter what clothes you wear, you can't hide your sinews.
Since I can't hide it,
Then,
Seize power.
Small theater:
On the day the emperor seized power, the regent was imprisoned.
The palace was in chaos for a while.
Qiu Kui immediately took off her eunuch clothes, disguised herself as a palace maid, and fled the palace at night carrying a baggage.
The torch was shining brightly, and the normally stern emperor was waiting leisurely by the dog hole she had dug in advance.
He raised her chin, his eyes dark with no emotion or anger.
"It turns out you are truly a woman."
The okra weeps until the pear blossoms are covered with rain,
"This servant was indeed a woman before, but I'm afraid she will grow something like a man in the future. From now on, I don't know whether she will be a man or a woman, a human or a demon..."
A smile flashed in the eyes of the emperor sitting on the seat, and he said calmly: "It doesn't matter, I can make do with it."
P. S. I prefer daily sweet articles. Women disguise themselves as men, HE
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Concept: Love always appears in unexpected ways
