Serial article "Xiandi, your bra wrap has fallen off", please scroll down for the copy.
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Copywriting of this article: (Food + Business) (After Marriage + Chasing Wife)
Female version:
She traveled through time and became the granddaughter of a minister, but her family was impoverished, her parents were dead, and she still had a poor brother who was waiting for food.
Tao Zhen curled her lips and smiled: "I have superb cooking skills. Look at me handling it easily." Thinking about it, it won't be long before I will make money, buy land, buy a house, marry a handsome man and become rich, and reach the pinnacle of life. I'm a little excited just thinking about it.
Wait, this is such an old age, why is there still a law that says those who are over 20 and unmarried must be forcibly matched by an official matchmaker?
The official media came to the door with a team of arrogant government servants. In the book in their hand was a list of hunchbacks, lame people, and poor old men waiting to find wives.
Tao Zhen looked into the crowd and raised her hand to point at the fool who had been pestering her recently.
It's up to you to catch a strong man temporarily.
Silly male protagonist: Mother~~
Tao Zhen: You can't call me mother, you have to call me lady.
Turning to look at the official media: This is my husband, who just got married today.
Official media: Let you be smart, marry a fool, and live a good life.
With an extra fool in her hands, Tao Zhen was mentally prepared to be dragged down.
Unexpectedly, I have lived a wonderful life where she makes noodles while he cooks the fire, she washes the vegetables and he cooks the fire, she makes soup and he cooks the fire... Looking for death, will you do something else?
The stupid man stretched out his hand, fetching water, washing dishes, chopping vegetables, delivering takeaways, greeting guests, and helped her set up a restaurant, with money pouring into his pocket like water.
Making money, buying land, buying a house, just when the ideal of life was realized, the stupid man suddenly left quietly.
Tao Zhen: Could it be that this is a sex-changed version of the snail girl, who only contributes without seeking repayment, and then goes with the wind, hiding her merits and fame?
Muhaha, there is another chance to marry a rich and handsome man!
Male version:
There was internal strife in the Cao Gang, and the second leader disappeared.
When they returned, the hall masters discovered that the second master, known as the "Jade-faced Ruthless Man", had many new hobbies, the biggest of which was that he liked to sneak into the kitchen and light a fire.
For a time, the price of firewood in the capital skyrocketed, and everyone gathered firewood.
Until one day, everyone found that the second master was drunk, kneeling in front of a restaurant and shouting to the sky: Madam~~ Let me help you light the fire again~~
Tao Zhen threw out a letter of divorce: I just want to be safe and don't want to get involved in gangs, so I beg the green forest hero to let go.
The second boss came back with a different outfit, wearing the supplementary uniform of an official.
Chang Sui introduced to everyone: This is Chu Yunxi, the young minister of Dali Temple. Two years ago, in order to cooperate with the court's investigation, he sneaked into the Caogang incognito and escaped death. He even lost his memory. Now that the major case has been solved, it is gratifying.
Chu Yunxi secretly looked at Tao Zhen: Madam, can I help you light the fire in the future?
P. S.
1. The granddaughter of the former minister who is good at cooking, has a bad temper, and is as beautiful as a flower VS the undercover gangster, the young minister of Dali Temple who has become stupid and lost his memory and is living among the people.
2. HE
3. There are private facilities in the sky, please understand.
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Copywriting:
When Cui Jiarou was running away from marriage, she went to find an eminent monk and asked him a hexagram: "Which of the four directions, southeast and northwest, is the most auspicious place?"
The eminent monk counted with his fingers: "The west is the most auspicious."
Satisfied, she dropped the reward and left.
A donkey rode to the Western Regions, and on the first day after entering the city, he formed an alliance with Xue Lang, the protector of Anxi.
She praised him for his unparalleled handsomeness.
He wants to eat her precious ass.
She disguised herself as a man and remained anonymous.
He captured her all over the city and wanted to take her back to Chang'an.
Damn it, the evil monk misled her!
When they first met, she didn't know that he hated cut sleeves so much.
After I found out, every time I saw him, I would open my starry eyes and act like I was obsessed:
"General Xue's dragon, Zhang, and phoenix looks like the bright moon in the sky. It really makes my heart move. It's a lonely cold night, can I warm your bed?"
Diaphragm should not kill him!
As expected, Xue Lang Hui Hui's face was gloomy, his knuckled hands clenched the hilt of the sword, and he tried not to chop her: "Get out."
Cui Jiarou laughed and laughed and retired, and she would dare to do it next time.
Until one day, he annoyed her again, and she leaned against him again, breathing like orchid into his ear: "General Xue, you are exposed to the cold even more, it's time to rest..."
"Okay," he agreed for the first time, his tall figure shrouding her in darkness, "To your place or my tent? Or at your place in the first half of the night and in my tent in the second half of the night?"
Cui Jiarou: "..."
Small theater:
After falling in love with the last man, Xue Lang, who had always disliked broken sleeves, tossed and turned, and his belt became wider and wider.
Finally, he gritted his teeth and decided to accept his fate.
In the gentle breeze and drizzle, Xue Lang was writing a letter home by the window.
"My son is at the border, and his life and death are uncertain. I don't want to delay the woman next to him. I will never discuss marriage with anyone again in this life.
If a mother desires the pleasure of having children and grandchildren around her knees, she can adopt two children from a poor family in the clan..."
When I put my pen down and raised my head, a handsome young man appeared under a tree outside the window.
The young man has slim shoulders and a slim waist.
After a moment of laziness, a ball of cloth suddenly appeared on his feet, and his chest instantly swelled...
The young man was shocked, grabbed the cloth belt and disappeared out of the window.
When he reappeared, he glanced around furtively a few times to make sure that no one had seen what had just happened, and then he walked in a cool and unrestrained manner while waving his paper fan.
"General, you are so elegant. Are you practicing your calligraphy?"
The warmth in Xue Lang's eyes gradually turned cold, and he sneered and crushed the family letter into a ball of paper.
With more force, even the paper ball turned into powder.
#Disguised as a man, he#
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Intention: Work hard and strive for self-improvement
