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This article is also called "My Girlfriend is an Actor" One-sentence synopsis: To dump someone, you have to make them fall in love with you first.
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When I was a child, I was teased as "a toad that wants to eat swan meat", but when I grow up, do you want to give me a diamond ring?
What do you mean by "We are all childhood sweethearts, we know each other well"
What to say "You met all my expectations"
It's a pity that my lady's long flowing hair is from extensions, her Dcup is from plug school, her proficient cooking skills are from ordering takeout, she can only play one song on the piano, she is familiar with multiple languages by heart, and she is gentle and sensible because of acting... Everything you like is all fake.
Muhaha, the next step is to let you see my true face. Are you ready for the quick-acting Jiuxin Pill?
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When Tang Sili met Lai Lai, he didn't know that she had been following him since childhood.
After you know it, you start to take care of things.
-How old were you when you started drinking? Drink milk
-I came to the bar to drink milk?
-You are not allowed to enter the bar in the future.
-Smoking is harmful to health and should not be smoked.
-Why can you do it and I can't?
-From today on, I will quit smoking with you.
Tang Sili thought that marrying his little girlfriend would be a matter of course after he devoted all his heart to it.
On the romantic night, he gently stroked her long, silky hair and solemnly presented a dove egg in front of her: "Marry me."
She was moved to tears and brought her slender fingers tremblingly to his eyes.
When she got home, she took off her wig, took off her thickened bra, threw the diamond ring into the trash can, lit a cigarette, opened the latest page of her thick diary, and wrote: "You dog man has given your sincerity. Should I withdraw next, or should I withdraw, or should I withdraw?"
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When they met again two years later, Tang Sili had a gloomy face: "Act, keep acting!"
P. S.
1. The age difference between the male and female protagonists is seven years.
2. A white-cut and black-faced funny actress vs. A brother-type president of a black-faced special effects company.
3. Easy redemption type.
——[My follow-up article "Xiandi, your bra wrap has fallen off"] Please collect it——
Copywriting:
When Cui Jiarou was running away from marriage, she went to find an eminent monk and asked him a hexagram: "Which of the four directions, southeast and northwest, is the most auspicious place?"
The eminent monk counted with his fingers: "The west is the most auspicious."
Satisfied, she dropped the reward and left.
A donkey rode to the Western Regions, and on the first day after entering the city, he formed an alliance with Xue Lang, the protector of Anxi.
She praised him for his unparalleled handsomeness.
He wants to eat her precious ass.
She disguised herself as a man and remained anonymous.
He captured her all over the city and wanted to take her back to Chang'an.
Damn it, the evil monk misled her!
When they first met, she didn't know that he hated cut sleeves so much.
After I found out, every time I saw him, I would open my starry eyes and act like I was obsessed:
"General Xue's dragon, Zhang, and phoenix looks like the bright moon in the sky. It really makes my heart move. It's a lonely cold night, can I warm your bed?"
Diaphragm should not kill him!
As expected, Xue Lang Hui Hui's face was gloomy, his knuckled hands clenched the hilt of the sword, and he tried not to chop her: "Get out."
Cui Jiarou laughed and laughed and retired, and she would dare to do it next time.
Until one day, he annoyed her again, and she leaned against him again, breathing like orchid into his ear: "General Xue, you are exposed to the cold even more, it's time to rest..."
"Okay," he agreed for the first time, his tall figure shrouding her in darkness, "To your place or my tent? Or at your place in the first half of the night and in my tent in the second half of the night?"
Cui Jiarou: "..."
Small theater:
After falling in love with the last man, Xue Lang, who had always disliked broken sleeves, tossed and turned, and his belt became wider and wider.
Finally, he gritted his teeth and decided to accept his fate.
In the gentle breeze and drizzle, Xue Lang was writing a letter home by the window.
"My son is at the border, and his life and death are uncertain. I don't want to delay the woman next to him. I will never discuss marriage with anyone again in this life.
If a mother desires the pleasure of having children and grandchildren around her knees, she can adopt two children from a poor family in the clan..."
When I put my pen down and raised my head, a handsome young man appeared under a tree outside the window.
The young man has slim shoulders and a slim waist.
After a moment of laziness, a ball of cloth suddenly appeared on his feet, and his chest instantly swelled...
The young man was shocked, grabbed the cloth belt and disappeared out of the window.
When he reappeared, he glanced around furtively a few times to make sure that no one had seen what had just happened, and then he walked in a cool and unrestrained manner while waving his paper fan.
"General, you are so elegant. Are you practicing your calligraphy?"
The warmth in Xue Lang's eyes gradually turned cold, and he sneered and crushed the family letter into a ball of paper.
With more force, even the paper ball turned into powder.
#Disguised as a man, he#
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Purpose: Don't do evil for small things
