Please Let Me Get Fired [Mythology Crossover]

New story is out! The Fortunate Have Heaven's Favor Please add these upcoming stories to your collection! The Infinite Cash-Powered Player, Permanent Madness [Thank you to all the sweethearts who read the official version. Subscription rate: 80%. Anti-piracy delay: 48 hours.] Among all the myths, there is always one kind of god who seems out of place among the others. They're either working or on their way to work, the ultimate overworked gods of the divine world. They work diligently and muddle through godhood. Yet no one knows that all these overworked gods are played by one person. Number Seven, a poker-faced workaholic. He wasn't born expressionless. He just discovered at work that keeping a straight face solved 90% of his problems, and so he became a stone-faced workaholic. He braves wind and rain every day, juggles multiple jobs, and diligently works under one secret identity after another. At last, he realizes that work can never be finished. Hilarious. Whenever he buries himself in work, one thought lingers in his mind: Please let me be unemployed! But the work still has to get done. [Complete] Ancient Greek mythology: Lord of the Pale and Black Underworld (Hades) [Complete] Ancient Egyptian mythology: Guardian of Eternal Death (Anubis) [Complete] Hebrew mythology: Red Lord of Light (Michael) [Complete] Japanese mythology: Golden Fox God (Inari) [Complete] Mesopotamian mythology: Ruler of the Land of No Return (Ereshkigal) [Complete] Central and South American mythology: Radiant Feathered Serpent God (Quetzalcoatl) [Complete] Norse mythology: Ruler of the Realm of the Dead (Hel) [Complete] Chinese mythology: Lord of the Ghost Kingdom and Underworld (Fengdu the Great Emperor) Creation Gods Arc: [Complete] Abyssal Prison (Tartarus) [Complete] Goddess of the Yellow Springs (Izanami) [Complete] Darkness and Fresh Water (Apsu) Extra story [Complete] Cthulhu Mythos: The One Who Is All in One (Yog-Sothoth) P.S. There are original interpretations, cross-dressing, and admirers, but Number Seven only cares about work. There is no CP, and no one will get together in the main story. Thanks to my friend A Qian for making the cover! I absolutely love it! Please add this upcoming story to your collection! The Fortunate Have Heaven's Favor What do sword cultivators cleave apart? Ferocious beasts? Towering mountains? Shattered stars? None of those. Sword cultivators cleave apart Gundams, of course. As the saying goes, one man can hold a pass against ten thousand, so a true sword cultivator should take on a whole army of Gundams alone. What do Buddhist cultivators hold in their hands? Prayer beads? A wooden fish? A monk's staff? None of those. Buddhist cultivators hold Namo Gatling guns, of course. As the saying goes, Namo Gatling Bodhisattva, saving souls through physical force. The truth is only within range. Surely healing cultivators must have benevolent hearts and be good at refining medicine, right? Yes, and if you get hurt, you'll see a healing cultivator in flowing white robes roll up their sleeves and reveal a modified mechanical arm. Making trouble at the clinic? They'll knock your head right off. What about music cultivators smashing people with electric guitars, beast-taming sects piloting Gundams with loads of digital pets inside, and Dao cultivators whipping out talismans that glow with dazzling neon lights and come with their own BGM? There's nothing they can't do, only things you haven't thought of. In short, welcome to the world of cyber cultivation. I'm the Heavenly Dao assistant. A hundred meters ahead, a saber cultivator with a forty-meter-long blade is fighting a sword cultivator with a lightsaber. Please keep clear! Classic of Mountains and Seas + cultivation + cyberpunk Nonsense delivered with a straight face The Infinite Cash-Powered Player 187 cm tall, stunningly handsome, mixed-race, fluent in Chinese, English, and German, blessed with incredible luck, and heir to a fortune beyond measure. Born into good luck and money. What does that make you think of? A Dubai prince? An old aristocratic family? A rising dynasty? No, the landlord's dim-witted son! Bai Mingyan has three great loves in life: eating, sleeping, and playing... You thought I was going to say playing with beans? Wrong. His third love is stopping his family from sending him money (though that may not count as a hobby anymore). Though Bai Mingyan was born at the peak of his life, he hasn't turned bad or stupid. If anything, he's become even more carefree. Every day, he asks himself three questions: Can't I buy it? Can't I buy it with money? Why can't I buy it with money? I'm rich. As the first legitimate heir to the Big Spender System, the Infinite System sincerely invites him to help, only to break down when it realizes that this man intends to throw money at the problem until he builds a path to the heavens! Bai Mingyan: No, I'm already doing it. Lu Mengyao: ...Don't you think your style is a little off? Infinite System: Get out of here!!!! Big Spender System: My son is the best! CP: a ruthless, extremely talkative gong x the landlord's dim-witted son shou P.S. [Important] This is an extremely unserious infinite-flow story. A brainless story, written for a bit of fun. I'll try to make it logical, but I might just let loose. Permanent Madness Bai Yehe got a die with 100 sides, numbered from 1 to 100. After that, he was able to receive gifts from the die: temporary or unpredictable bouts of madness that appeared out of nowhere. But he didn't think they caused him any trouble. After all, he'd been crazy for a long time already. In other words, even without those temporary and unpredictable bouts of madness, he wouldn't change. He was truly, permanently mad. He was utterly delighted by the pleasure madness brought him, and reveled in it. P.S. May include tabletop role-playing scenes and gameplay. A large-scale tabletop role-playing game online. Fake (laugh). A playground for pleasure-seekers. CP: a pleasure-seeking evil god x a pleasure-seeking bomb maniac Theme: Work hard and take your responsibilities seriously.