I Became the Favorite of Monsters by Doing Nothing

Also known as: #The Frail Shopkeeper and His Badass Minions# After graduating from college, He Qi returned home to take over a little shop. After that, a mysterious store appeared on the street, open for only four hours a day. The hair dryer sputtered as it spoke: "What are you blowing for? I want to eat human heads!" The teddy bear turned evil: "I'll knock out one human after another and prove what I can do!" The scarf snarled: "Put me on, you stinky human, and don't blame me when I strangle you!" They all turned to look at the newly appointed human shopkeeper, grinning sinisterly. He Qi: ...Why are my eyes filling with tears? Later The monsters: "Waaah, He Qi is the best person in the world! We want cuddles and hugs!" - With He Qi's encouragement, the monsters all turned over a new leaf and resolved to be good monsters. He Qi taught the monsters proper values. Word had spread that he liked law-abiding monsters. One day, a stranger showed up at the monster shop. A little dragon with horns took He Qi's hand and said softly, "Xiao Qi, I'm a law-abiding dragon. Can I have a reward?" He Qi smiled. "What do you want?" "Have a dragon baby with me." "..." A scheming, black-hearted dragon who acts more like a peacock than a dragon, a flirtatious top A super laid-back, expressionless, sharp-tongued, calm bottom who is basically a couch potato #Dragons have two forms: one is tiny and adorable, the other is handsome and wicked# Reading guide: ◇ No pregnancy! No pregnancy! ◇ Alternate modern setting! Lots of author's own worldbuilding! If it's not your thing, feel free to leave. ◇ Monsters can be animals, plants, and everyday items. ◇ A silly, beloved-by-all story about fighting monsters and leveling up. Theme: Love gives everything strength.