Becoming the Sidekick to Three Corrupted Boyfriends

[The blurb isn't ready yet and may change. Please don't add this if that bothers you~] [Congratulations! All your romance routes ended in bad endings, creating three utterly wronged boyfriends.] Streamer Sang Zhou's three angsty romance routes had the internet in stitches, with people praising him for being amazing: even managing to get a bad ending in a romance game with happy endings takes talent. Lazy-fish Sang Zhou: I did my best. Don't @ me. Then came the terrible news: the game characters' corruption levels were too high, and Sang Zhou was dragged into the game. He became the sidekick of three men, tasked with helping them find love and lower their corruption levels. Sang Zhou could only keep his secret identity under wraps and live like a lazy fish. That was the safest choice. The world can do what it likes. I just want to retire as soon as possible. Male Lead 1: I want a passionate love that won't break my heart. Sang Zhou: Pray hard enough and love won't break your heart. Male Lead 2: I think I've fallen for someone, but he doesn't like me. Sang Zhou: There are countless handsome guys and beautiful girls out there. If it doesn't work, move on quickly. Male Lead 3: I want to lock the person I like up, just like my friend does, so nobody else can even look at them. Sang Zhou: Don't compare yourself to others, and don't get too intense about love. The more Sang Zhou tried to dodge his duties, the more closely those three watched him. Later, he realized the plot seemed to have gone off the rails, taking a rather suggestive turn. Male Lead 1: Zhouzhou, candlelit dinner at eight tonight. I'll be waiting for you. Male Lead 2: Zhou, I got a new big bed. Come lie on it and see if it's soft. Male Lead 3: Zhouzhou, tonight you can only be with me. Stay with me. Later still, all three told him they'd found someone they liked. Sang Zhou's heart lurched. He hadn't seen anyone they might be dating. Where had they found these people? Only belatedly did Sang Zhou realize that the three male leads getting together with each other was pretty good, as long as they didn't drag him into it _(:зゝ∠)_ Lost in thought, Sang Zhou failed to notice the lustful looks the three men were giving him. Reading Guide: 1. A goofy comedy. The protagonist is a master of comebacks. 2. One-on-one romance, with the protagonist doted on by a group. Theme: None