Master, Wake Up! Stop Sleeping

Please add my upcoming novel next door, Everyone Thinks I'm a Bug in Every Instance, to your reading list. The blurb is at the bottom.

[Interview]

Question: If you were woken up while sleeping, and it annoyed you, what would you usually do?

Wenren Che: I'd curse someone out.

Xu Tinghua: I'd tear down the house.

There was a beautiful immortal lord in the cultivation world. His greatest talents were sleeping and slacking off. If anyone woke him, he'd be in an even worse mood.

He went down the mountain once and came back with a domineering, spiky little wolf cub as his disciple. He raised him with great difficulty for six years.

Before he had even earned back what he'd spent, the wolf cub, with his wild ambitions, had started having other ideas about him.

The wolf cub nervously put on a cool expression and confessed to him. "Master, I love you."

Xu Tinghua: "Get lost."

Wenren Che: "Sniffle."

Years passed, and the tables finally turned: the master fell into his disciple's hands. The wolf cub took the opportunity to secretly bully his master, and from time to time teased him until he was worked up.

Then one day, the wolf cub saw with his own eyes that the current Demon Lord had exactly the same face as his master.

Xu Tinghua: All right, time to speak as my real self.

Wenren Che: Shocked + weak knees.jpg

[Bonus Scene]

Wolf cub: "What does Master want to do now?"

Master: "I'm sleepy. I want to tear down a house."

Wolf cub: "Come on, let's go find Uncle-Master Song."

Master: "For what?"

Wolf cub: "To tear down a house! Then you can give me a hug~"

Song Guqing: "Damn gay!"

[Congratulations, player! You have received one randomly dropped demolition crew.]

[Notes]

1. A bold, scheming, rebellious, secretly girlish top × a laid-back, aloof, doting bottom with a short temper when woken up

2. Fantasy cultivation setting, younger top, both virgins, happy ending

3. Volume One covers the top's youth; Volume Two covers his adulthood

4. This author's writing is terrible. Please forgive me~

Upcoming: Everyone Thinks I'm a Bug in Every Instance

[Tsundere, people-phobic fake-bug powerhouse bottom × invincible, irritatingly sharp-tongued observer top]

Everyone woke up to find a huge death countdown hovering above their heads and was forced into a survival game.

The game was called Descent. Fail to clear it and you die. Rank too low and you die. In short, if you're bad at the game, you're dead.

A bizarre rose manor, a train with no final stop, a fallen angel consumed by hatred... Everyone racked their brains to survive.

Then they discovered that one of their teammates was an unbeatable prophet.

The prophet was called Fei Yu. He was handsome, ruthless, and not much of a talker, but he was a little afraid of people.

When no one could find the murderer and the team was at a loss, the prophet leaned against the wall and said, "It'd be nice if the victim could come back to life."

The next day, an instance NPC who had been lying dead for hundreds of years came back to life.

When they were trapped with nowhere to escape from the zombies, the prophet leaned against the wall and said, "There's no escape unless the instance blows up."

The next day, the System announced that the instance had malfunctioned, and the players returned to the game lobby.

Every instance the prophet entered went haywire, earning him the title of the biggest bug on the server.

Everyone: "Boss, save us, please!"

Fei Yu was troubled by this.

He was used to everyone staying at least a meter away from him, but that irritating System bug observer followed him around all day.

Fei Yu: "Stop following me."

Fu Ji: "It's for the safety of the instance."

Fei Yu: "Don't get too close. I'm afraid of people."

Fu Ji: "It's fine. Just don't think of me as a person."

Fei Yu looked at his teammates helplessly. "Aren't you going to help me?"

Everyone: "He's the boss. He takes everyone out with one slash. We can't beat him."

Fei Yu: "..."

Everyone thought Fei Yu was a bug in the game, until they finally realized that the System was simply welcoming the descent of a god in the most ingratiating way possible.

1. Strong leads, infinite flow, one-on-one, both virgins, not a typical power fantasy, interstellar setting (though it doesn't feature much, since most of the plot takes place in the game)

2. The bottom is a little crazy; the top isn't quite normal either

3. None of them are good people, so please don't apply real-world standards too rigidly (I bow)

3. This author's writing is terrible, and the logic is a mess. Please go easy on me.

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