(Crossover) Take Her Down, Ichigo!

The male lead's perspective: He is the legendary tragic hero. He lost his mother at a young age, then endured years of attacks from his father, all carried out in the name of “love.” Just when he finally grew up, he was dragged into a battle between people dressed in the sort of ancient costumes you only ever see in historical dramas. Then a strange woman came along and threw his heart into turmoil. After finally managing to figure out his own feelings, he was instantly taken out by that heartless, twisted woman. How is he supposed to live with that?! Enough is enough. He has decided that one day he'll chop up this shameless author! (The author: ...) The female lead's perspective: She is the clichéd tragic heroine. Other people transmigrate, and so does she. From the very beginning, she's thrown into the middle of a horror movie. Fine, whatever. But why dump her in such an ancient era? Does no one realize the generation gap between her and the protagonist is deeper than the East African Rift Valley?! After ages of waiting, she finally reaches the era of the story, only to get thoroughly messed with by a middle schooler, left half-dead and utterly humiliated. She only wanted to marvel at how powerful the protagonist's plot armor was, but somehow she got dragged into the story herself. And of course that weird orange-haired guy had to confess to her. Doesn't he know she believes the canon couple is always the way to go, you idiot! You shameless author, do you believe she'll chop you up right this minute?! (The author: ... That's enough, you two.) Leave a comment, add it to your favorites, and bring the passion! (That last one is the author's job, isn't it? What the heck!) Announcement: P.S. The shameless author of this story has finally given in to loneliness and more or less abandoned it (gets smacked to death). If you can wait for Strawberry Boy's happy ending and put up with the author's pink, sugary atmosphere, come check out the new story: I'm the new story with a title that's pink all over. Click here: Theme: