My Neighbor Totoro's Bride [Crossover]

The legendary off-the-wall blurb makes its grand entrance: The story of a PONTA guy and a violent girl that simply must be told She lives in a tragic world... No one would believe her if she told them. Other people's grandfathers are kind and gentle, but hers is a lecherous panda! Other people's fathers are tall and imposing, but hers is a perverted transvestite!! Other people's mothers are gentle and refined, but hers is a violent woman who could poison someone with a bowl of plain rice!!! The powerful genes of the Saotome family decided long ago that her natural enemy would be an ordinary bucket of cold water! Because when cold water splashes on her, she turns into an incredibly rare animal seldom seen in this world: a Totoro! A possibly all-capable heroine who flees the United States in a panic, and a prince chasing his dreams. A passionate, spirited, nameless story unfolds with great fanfare in a quiet corner called Seigaku. Please note: this is a thunderous, earth-shaking, mountain-toppling, surging romance between a human and a beast (?) Please note again: the purpose of this story is to oppose young love! So please move the events three years into the future, when all the princes are high school students and powerful enough to decide their own marriages! What's more, the ultimate goal of this story is to be shocking! The heroine is the legendary possibly all-capable heroine: shocking! The heroine and a prince share an ambiguous yet innocent past: utterly shocking!! The heroine gets caught in the legendary intense love triangle with the princes: super shocking!!! I, Lu, am trying to fit as many shocking elements as possible into one story. Please bring your own protection. (P.S. I swear the shocking elements will absolutely not include a harem! I'd be so shocked I couldn't write it ==) P.S. I heard everyone missed the old blurb, so I've revised it again. [Click here to follow the author. Go on, click! (eyes glowing green)] And finally Frozen wholesome chat group: 66578913 Not-so-wholesome, off-the-wall chat group: 66213420 All you wholesome and not-so-wholesome chat kings are welcome == Password: Lulu is good, Lulu is bad, Lulu is the best~ Narrator: Come up with something original == A cute song I've been wanting to post for ages: a duet by Cat Prince and Big Cat. Playback tip (?): You have to click the play button in the middle to start it... If your luck is bad and you can't see the player, just refresh a few times == My old off-the-wall unfinished stories... Don't throw things at me when you see the pairings == Completed free story, an obscure old fic: A crossover story about living in Bleach with Strawberry: All rights reserved. Please do not repost. If this seems familiar, it probably... isn't a coincidence... If you reposted it before, please take it down and delete it. Thank you for your support. Theme: