I had an ex-boyfriend, a hot-blooded, passionate scumbag.
He played with my feelings, mooched off me, and used my money to support himself and his son with his ex-wife.
Then he turned around and killed me. :)
As I died, I swore I would never look for another boyfriend.
But my System refused to agree, because its name was "Better to die beneath a peony than live a dull life."
So after I came back to life, I had no choice but to find someone new.
I found my second boyfriend on a rainy day.
He looked dazed and was soaked through, like a poor stray puppy with nowhere to go.
I took him home and painstakingly cared for him for ages.
Then one day, he burst through the door and slashed my throat, "kindly" calling me a monkey.
Me: ??? What the hell?
(Rolls up sleeves) I refuse to believe I can't find a sweet, adorable boyfriend!
After much struggle, I made the following attempts:
I fell for a gentle, melancholic younger guy. (Then a monster appeared out of nowhere behind him and crushed my head in one hand.)
Me: ...
I met a reliable, serious adult.
(Then he said he was quitting his job to return to dangerous work, and suggested we break up amicably.)
Me: ...
I met a cheerful pink-haired boy. (Then my first boyfriend's grown-up son suddenly appeared and called me "Auntie" right in front of him.)
Me: ...Enough. Let's just destroy this world.
Later, I finally saved enough money to buy my way out of the Shaky System.
I went back to being single and broke, and vowed never to find another boyfriend!
Who could have guessed that all my ex-boyfriends would show up, saying they wanted to support me?
Me: ??? Mind your own business. :)
[Revised blurb, Jujutsu Kaisen only]
Theme: Learn to be yourself
