The Consequences of Deceiving the Lord of the Strange Tales

I couldn't get the hang of writing this, so I'm giving up and deleting it all. The little angels who sent gifts will get them back as red packets. "This world is dangerous." "The wounded boy asleep in front of you is the dark boss who will destroy the world. He looks beautiful and harmless, but he's already plotting how to kill you." "The threat of death is imminent. Before he wakes, you have three seconds to choose a new identity and change the original ending." 1. A warm, sunny neighbor, to reform him 2. A devoted, considerate admirer, to win him over Wen Ziyi, who loved dancing on the edge of a blade, chose option 3. "His dead father's new fiancee." Become his elder, and give him a proper education. At first, Wen Ziyi thought he had simply transmigrated into a book, and that his bargain-bin son was an ordinary villain. That was until one strange incident after another began happening around him... Long Tongue: (People who like to gossip will get wrapped up in it.) Golden Toad Immortal: (A golden toad can bring wealth, but you have to trade your life for it.) Shadow Monster: (If people can't do it, leave it to their shadows.) Wen Ziyi: ...Wait, what kind of novel is this? System: Ahem, didn't I tell you? It's a modern urban legend story! The protagonist of the novel was a powerful demon hunter. Wen Ziyi decided to team up with him and strike first. Later, the tentacles of countless monsters wrapped around his hands and feet, crawling along the ground before him. The Lord of Monsters strolled over and lifted his chin with a teasing touch. "Thinking of remarrying? How could you do that without asking me?" His voice was gentle, yet dangerous. His breath constrained, Wen Ziyi's eyes glistened with tears, but a provocative smile curled his lips. "Calling me, dear?" The Lord of Monsters: "..." A troublemaking bottom who'll die if he doesn't provoke the top by dancing on all his sore spots x a masochistic top who loves watching the bottom court death and occasionally goes crazy Reader's guide: 1. The bottom and the top are not related by blood or status in any way. He made all that up. 2. This really is just a freewheeling writing exercise to get a feel for things. I'm making it up as I go, so enter at your own risk!! Blurb posted on 2022.9.20, revised on 2023.3.17, screenshot saved Premise: Treat people sincerely, and don't lie without reason