At a time when the British media was abuzz with speculation that Mourinho was about to be fired from Manchester United, a wealthy man spent a huge sum of money to buy the entire Manchester United. Then, holding a check for one billion pounds, he took Mourinho's hand and said earnestly, "Coach, let's see which star you like and buy whatever you want! Our budget has no upper limit! By the way, can we buy Cristiano Ronaldo back?"
However, this seemingly new national male idol seems to have his own logic!
The Sun: "Excuse me, why did you buy Manchester United at a high price and boast that there is no upper limit on the transfer fee? Mourinho can buy whoever he wants?"
Johnny Walsh: "Because life is priceless"
The Sun: "?"
Johnny Walsh: "Scientific research shows that physical and mental pleasure is good for physical health = happiness helps longevity. If I spend money for Manchester United, Manchester United's performance will get better, Manchester United's performance will get better = Coach Mourinho is happy, and Coach Mourinho is happy = I am happy = Coach Mourinho and I can both live longer. So I spend money for Manchester United to extend the lifespan of myself and Coach Mourinho, because life is priceless, so I spend money for Manchester United = I make money."
The Sun: "I understand everything but I don't know where to start."
Purpose: Save the best magic bird in the world
