I Fell Silent When I Got My Overpowered Original Character

New blurb:

[Pandora at your service.]

[I'm terribly sorry. The deity accidentally brought your... soul here. B-but the deity will make it up to you.]

[You can choose an OC from the group (an original character, a card) through a draw. Isn't that amazing?]

[So that's all you've got to save me?]

[Whaaat? That's not true! I-I'm very useful!]

[Whatever.]

The OCs:

A divine priest with a backstory initially similar to a certain 5t5's, but who eventually veers wildly off course. (In my opinion, his greatest achievement is becoming Gojo Satoru's dad.)

An arrogant bloodsucker who claims to be a noble and really is one (though somehow, he ends up... a total goofball).

A fanatic born guilty who hates the gods.

A fearsome beast who is Russian but has an English name and looks British in every way.

A creation of the Doll Clan, a seeker of light who has gained a soul of his own.

More to come.

Achievements so far:

Taken away from the police station by a teacher. Get.

Four catlike Gous meet in the same room. They start a battle royale to win their dad's affection. Not completed.

Future goals:

The Holy Grail War starts early.

Two factions, red and blue, with fourteen Masters.

All eight Masters on the red team are you.

Achievement unlocked: The red team may be fighting among themselves, but it doesn't matter. If anyone on the red team wins, that's a victory.

More achievements to unlock.

Old blurb:

One-sentence version: A hapless person is forced to transmigrate, complete a mission, and might be able to go home afterward.

The longer, badly written version:

Wu Dao transmigrates.

To go home, he has to complete a mission.

The mission's completion rate (crossed out) results:

He ends up at a police station, and a teacher comes to get him.

Future teacher: Hello, Wu Jun.

Achievement unlocked: Successfully made the teacher look even more like a scumbag in the eyes of a reliable senior.

The Holy Grail War starts early.

Two factions, red and blue, with fourteen Masters.

All eight Masters on the red team are you.

Achievement unlocked: The red team may be fighting among themselves, but it doesn't matter. If anyone on the red team wins, that's a victory.

More achievements to unlock.

Theme: ...Hello? Why not give it a try?